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Ümlaut Brooklyn

You Call Them Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers Birthday Greeting Card

  • $ 5.95



Reads 'You Call Them Swear Words. I Call Them Sentence Enhancers. Happy Fucking Birthday'. 

  • Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco-friendly compostable sleeve
  • A2 (5.5" x 4.25") greeting card, blank inside

By Ümlaut Brooklyn 

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