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Archie McPhee

Narcissist Soap - You Are The Cleanest Person I Know in Gift Tin

  • $ 3.95

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You're so vain, you probably think this soap is about you.

You are the cleanest person ever. Nobody is cleaner than you are. This is the soap for the person who is just the best. Each unscented 2.5 oz. (70 g) bar of soap has “NARCISSIST” debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3¾" x 2½" x ¾" (9.5 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin.

Ingredients:  Sodium palmate, sodium palm kernelate, glycerin, water, tetrasodium etidronate, sodium chloride, tetrasodium edta, fd&c blue 1.

By Archie McPhee

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