{"product_id":"magnet-sorry-i-cant-tonight-im-reading-my-fantasy-smut","title":"Sorry I Can’t Tonight I’m Reading My Fantasy Smut Funny Magnet | Book Lover Rectangular Magnetic Surface Decor Art by Steven Rhodes | 2.5\" X 3.5\"","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"321\" data-end=\"651\"\u003ePlans? Cancelled. The “Sorry, I Can’t Tonight… I’m Reading My Fantasy Smut” Magnet is a hilarious ode to readers who proudly choose books over everything else. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMagnet features artwork by Steven Rhodes, known for blending the cheerful nostalgia of 1970s–80s children’s activity books with dark, offbeat, and sarcastic humor. Featuring charming vintage-style artwork and a delightfully cheeky message, this magnet lets your fridge (or locker) announce your priorities loud and clear. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"941\"\u003ePerfect for fantasy lovers, romance readers, and anyone with a well-earned TBR pile, this rectangular magnet blends sarcasm, wit, and literary devotion into one bold statement piece. It’s equal parts décor and personality—guaranteed to spark laughs and knowing nods from fellow bookworms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003eReads: \u003cem data-start=\"1112\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003e“Sorry, I can’t tonight… I’m reading my fantasy smut.”\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRectangular novelty magnet with vintage-inspired illustration\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtwork by Steven Rhodes, inspired by vintage activity books\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1211\"\u003ePlayful, sarcastic humor for book lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"876\" data-start=\"861\"\u003eSize: 2.5\" x 3.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"926\" data-start=\"879\"\u003eFull size magnet on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003eStrong magnetic backing for fridges, lockers \u0026amp; metal surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003ePerfect gift for readers, fantasy fans \u0026amp; romance lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003eA fun conversation starter with bookish attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout Ephemera\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEphemera started by making punk rock buttons in San Francisco in the late 1970's, and now makes hilarious magnets that nestle themselves perfectly into the warm bosom of the GetBullish shop. Let us decorate your fridge! See more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\"\u003efunny fridge magnets at GetBullish\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbout Artist Steven Rhodes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAs Australia-based graphic artist and illustrator Steven Rhodes writes, \"I’m stuck in 1979 and can’t stop making these designs!\" With designs such as ‘Let’s Summon Demons’ and ‘Pyrokinesis For Beginners,’ Rhodes is best known for his offbeat reimagining of children’s activity books from the '70s and '80s. If you too love retro nostalgia and pitch-black humor, check out more from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/search?q=steven+rhodes\u0026amp;options%5Bprefix%5D=last\"\u003eSteven Rhodes at GetBullish\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eBy Ephemera\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ephemera","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47922352881912,"sku":"EPHEMERA-18940","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Sorry-I-Cant-Tonight-Im-Reading-My-Fantasy-Smut-Funny-Magnet-Book-Lover-2_5-x-3_5-1.jpg?v=1782732014","url":"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/magnet-sorry-i-cant-tonight-im-reading-my-fantasy-smut","provider":"The Bullish Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}