{"product_id":"live-weird-fake-your-own-death-possum-womens-crew-socks","title":"Live Weird, Fake Your Own Death Possum Women's Crew Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose response to another social obligation is to consider playing dead. These possum-themed women's crew socks read “Live Weird, Fake Your Own Death,” a questionable life plan but a very understandable sock choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWomen's crew socks with a possum theme\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits women's shoe sizes 5–10\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80% cotton, 15% nylon, 5% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCartoon possums, tiny footprints, and joke gravestones on turquoise with purple trim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThemes: possum socks, animal humor, weird gifts, introvert gifts, funny socks for women\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho This Is a Good Gift For\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour possum-obsessed friend, the sister who sends strange animal memes at midnight, or the homebody who treats a canceled plan as a small personal victory. These make a funny birthday gift or stocking stuffer for someone who likes their animals scrappy and their humor a little dark. Also a reasonable purchase for yourself after declining an invitation without inventing an elaborate excuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair them with sneakers for errands or wear them around the house while leaving the group chat on mute. The crew-length design lets a little possum nonsense show above your shoes without requiring a whole novelty outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/socks\"\u003eSocks\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy Fabdaz\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fabdaz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67694696497400,"sku":"FABDAZ-SK0205","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Live-Weird-Fake-Your-Own-Death-Possum-Womens-Crew-Socks.png?v=1792183369","url":"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/live-weird-fake-your-own-death-possum-womens-crew-socks","provider":"The Bullish Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}