I Want a Fucking Pizza Screen-Printed Dish Towel
This super absorbent dishtowel reads: I WANT A FUCKING PIZZA TO COME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND BE LIKE, "I LOVE YOU, I'M HERE FOR YOU, I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL OF THE SALADS"
Which is pretty much the most romantic thing we've ever heard.
Made from 100% unbleached cotton and measures 21" by 28".
By Blue Q
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