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Humans are My Side Bitch Screen-Printed Cats Pink Funny Sweary / Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Unique Kitchen Hand Towel

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Your cat loves you, but not as much as your cat loves being alone... This sassy, super-absorbent dish towel features a blue, orange and white calico kitty. 

Measuring 21" by 28" and reading "HUMANS ARE MY SIDE BITCH, SOLITUDE IS MY MAIN BITCH". Made with 100% unbleached cotton.

Made by Blue Q


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All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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and you can expect your U.S. order in 1 to 1.5 weeks (Priority shipping and int'l shipping to most countries also available). We are a woman-owned and LGBT+ friendly company. You can read more about us here and contact us anytime via the chat box at bottom or our help site here. And if you hit this page first, why not check out our newest and coolest stuff on the front page too? Happy shopping!

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