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Sleazy Greetings

Happy Birthday! You Fucking Fossil Greeting Card

  • $ 4.95



Remind your friend on their birthday that they are so old, they might as well be a fossil.

  • Sturdy card stock
  • Coated with a matte finish
  • Blank card

By Sleazy Greetings

FREE U.S. SHIPPING OVER $50, NO CODE NEEDED

All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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and you can expect your U.S. order in 1 to 1.5 weeks (Priority shipping and int'l shipping to most countries also available). We are a woman-owned and LGBT+ friendly company. You can read more about us here and contact us anytime via the chat box at bottom or our help site here. And if you hit this page first, why not check out our newest and coolest stuff on the front page too? Happy shopping!

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