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Ümlaut Brooklyn

FUCK! Guess How Many Of These I Don't Give? 5" x 7" Desk Pad

  • $ 8.95

Reads: "FUCK! Guess how many of these I don't give?"

Take your list making to a new level - Our desk pads have 50 lined sheets to fill with doodles,  new ideas or actual lists of things you need to get done. 

Plus, they make you look super organized.


  • 50 lined pages with our signature retro style.
  • Printed in New York on 100% recycled paper.
  • Notepads measure 5" x 7"

By Ümlaut Brooklyn


All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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and you can expect your U.S. order in 1 to 1.5 weeks (Priority shipping and int'l shipping to most countries also available). We are a woman-owned and LGBT+ friendly company. You can read more about us here and contact us anytime via the chat box at bottom or our help site here. And if you hit this page first, why not check out our newest and coolest stuff on the front page too? Happy shopping!

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