{"product_id":"festivus-pencils-funny-holiday-stocking-stuffer","title":"Festivus Pencils | Set of 8 No. 2 Pencils","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the Seinfeld fan who has grievances to air and would prefer to submit them in writing. These eight silver-colored pencils bring Festivus to your desk with printed sayings about aluminum poles, feats of strength, and the many problems you have with people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe eight printed sayings:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI FIND TINSEL DISTRACTING\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIT'S ALUMINUM: VERY HIGH STRENGTH TO WEIGHT RATIO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIT'S TIME FOR THE FEATS OF STRENGTH\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSTOP CRYING, AND FIGHT YOUR FATHER!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO OFFENSE, BUT THIS HOLIDAY IS A LITTLE OUT THERE\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of 8 standard No. 2 pencils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilver-colored finish with red erasers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox dimensions: 7 1\/2\" H x 2 1\/2\" W x 3\/8\" L\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThemes: Festivus, Seinfeld, holiday humor, funny stationery, stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/pencils\"\u003ePens and Pencils\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-ornament-shop\"\u003eThe Holiday Shop\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67767583277304,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-FES-P","price":13.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Festivus-Pencils-Set-of-8-No_-2-Pencils.jpg?v=1792655484","url":"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/festivus-pencils-funny-holiday-stocking-stuffer","provider":"The Bullish Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}