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Donald Trump is an Asswipe Purse-Sized Toilet Paper Roll

  • $ 3.99 - $ 34.99

Real mature, right? Well, we can't take any more of Cheeto Voldemort's shit.

This is a half-size regular roll of toilet paper (meaning that each individual square of toilet paper is normal size, but there's about half the normal amount on the roll) with pictures of Puckerface McTyrant all over it. 

This will fit in a lot of purses. So next time you go to some public restroom that runs out of toilet paper, you can whip this out, practice personal hygiene and schadenfreude at the same time, and then decide whether to leave the rest of the roll behind to be a good citizen – in more ways than one!

1-ply, to go with destroying your health care.


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