{"product_id":"butter-do-not-eat-bar-soap-funny-soap","title":"Real Butter Extra Creamy Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"634\"\u003eSoft, creamy, and downright irresistible — but don’t eat it! The Butter Do Not Eat Bar Soap is a hilarious twist on clean living. With its rich butter scent and smooth, vegan-friendly formula, this handmade soap lathers beautifully while keeping your skin soft, nourished, and smelling amazing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eHandcrafted by artisan soap makers, each bar is unique, shrink-wrapped in kraft paper, and made to bring smiles (and great skin) to your daily routine. Perfect as a funny gift, kitchen sink soap, or cheeky self-care treat — because hygiene should always come with humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"966\"\u003eReads: \"Real Butter Extra Creamy\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"966\"\u003eScent: Butter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003eType: Handmade, vegan bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003eDimensions: 3 ½\" L × 2 ¾\" W × 1\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003ePackaging: Shrink-wrapped with kraft brown label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eUse: Cleanses and moisturizes with rich lather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eNote: Each bar is handmade, so no two are identical\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eClean hands, full hearts — no toast required. 🧼🧈😄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/butter-trend\"\u003eSee more Butter Trend\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146305913080,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-BUT-FS","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Real-Butter-Extra-Creamy-Do-Not-Eat-Bar-Soap-Funny-Handmade-Vegan-Soap.jpg?v=1760516186","url":"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/butter-do-not-eat-bar-soap-funny-soap","provider":"The Bullish Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}