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Born Alone, Die Alone, In The Middle Cereal! Screen-Printed Multicolored Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Unique Kitchen Hand Towel

  • $ 7.99

  • Save $ 5.00


At least we have cereal to get us through! This super-absorbent dish towel is made of 100% unbleached cotton. 

Measures 21" by 28" and reads: BORN ALONE, DIE ALONE, IN THE MIDDLE, CEREAL!

Made by Blue Q

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All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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