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Last Call! Awesome Fucking Beard Screen-Printed Funny Sweary Dish Towel

Last Call! Awesome Fucking Beard Screen-Printed Funny Sweary Dish Towel

Regular price $ 7.49 USD
Sale price $ 7.49 USD Regular price $ 12.99 USD
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The cool thing about this towel is that it feels like you've already met each and every one of the guys featured. The weird thing about this towel is that one of them kinda looks like Ted Danson.  This silly and sweary novelty dish towel is funky and unique with funny wording that reads "Awesome Fucking Beard", among other phrases.

  • VERY BEST QUALITY: Made from soft, 100% cotton. Screen-printed with water-based inks in rich colors that will stay vibrant through countless wash cycles.
  • EASY CARE: Machine wash cold with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry.
  • GENEROUSLY SIZED: Fully unfolds to 21" x 28", with art over the entire towel!
  • GIVE BACK: 1% of the sale of Blue Q dish towels is donated to hunger relief programs throughout the world.
  • FUNNY AND FREQUENTLY INAPPROPRIATE: Just one of our large selection of funny dish towels, sassy kitchen towels, inappropriate tea towels, dish towels with sayings, rude dish cloths – all hilarious gifts or home accoutrements

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