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Unemployed Philosophers Guild

We Will Wash You Soap

  • $700



Here’s a soap for all the champions!

Gets you fresh for when The Show Must Go On – keeps you fresh when you travel at the speed of light.

Who will scrub you the right way? We will. We Will Wash You. [almond, cocoa butter]

By Unemployed Philosophers Guild

FREE U.S. SHIPPING OVER $50, NO CODE NEEDED

All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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and you can expect your U.S. order in 1 to 1.5 weeks (Priority shipping and int'l shipping to most countries also available). We are a woman-owned and LGBT+ friendly company. You can read more about us here and contact us anytime via the chat box at bottom or our help site here. And if you hit this page first, why not check out our newest and coolest stuff on the front page too? Happy shopping!

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