Ümlaut Brooklyn Cards, Notepads & Magnets

There Are No Words For Your Kind of Cool Card | 5.5" x 4.25" Blank Inside Card

Whoever Is In Charge Greeting Card | 5.5x4.25"

When Life Is Stressful, Go For A Drive Greeting Card | 5.5" x 4.25"

He's Always Had A Way Greeting Card | 5.5x4.25"

Darling At Our Age An "All Nighter" Greeting Card | 5.5" x 4.25

Name Your Poison Sir, Happy Birthday! Retro Greeting Card

I Hear That Archeologists Just Discovered Your High School Picture, Happy Birthday Retro Greeting Card

Happy Birthday To Someone Charming, Witty, Beautiful, Smart And Talented Retro Greeting Card

Happy Birthday From Wonderful Gorgeous Me To Dull Boring Old You Retro Greeting Card

Wishing You A Big Ass Birthday Retro Greeting Card

You There! I Like You If You Know What I Mean Retro Greeting Card

Another Year Older, Looking Good. Feeling Good. Retro Greeting Card

Bitch? Moi? Retro Greeting Card

We Should Have Kids One Day Retro Greeting Card

FUCK! Guess How Many Of These I Don't Give? 5" x 7" Desk Pad

I Am Writing This List In Cursive Because It Looks Fucking Elegant 5" x 7" Desk Pad

The Souls of All Who Have Displeased Me Magnetic Notepad

Here's Your Fucking List Magnetic Notepad

Some People Just Won't Admit Their Faults Greeting Card

There's A Nice Place In Hell Just For Me Greeting Card