Just a Few of Our Hundreds of Stocking Stuffers!

The tradition of hanging up a decorative sock for each member of the family and then Santa stuffing gifts in the socks is really ... well, a holdover from a simpler time, isn't? Remember in Little House on the Prairie when Laura was so thrilled to get her own tin cup? "Father, a peppermint stick and a penny, it's the best Christmas ever!"

If we're still hanging up the socks, we might as well fill 'em. Or, use these tiny gifts to remind faraway friends you're thinking of them. Anything that fits in a sock is probably also something you can tuck in a small package – or just have us send it to them direct (select "gift message" at checkout!)

 

 

Pen and Pencil Sets

 

Everybody uses pens and pencils, right? A great stocking stuffer for all, from people who like profanity to people who enjoy feeling like pretty pretty princess ballerinas when they write.

 

Department of Fuckery Pen Set in Black

 

 

 

Black Holiday Crown Pen Set of 12

 

 

 

Haute Lips Red Gem Pen Set of 6

 

 

 

Department of Fuckery Pencil Set in Black

 

 

 

Book Slut Pencil Set in Lilac

 

 

 

Secret Message Writing Set

 

 

Oxford Comma Fan Club Grammar Pencils

 

 

Parenting Funny  Pen Set on Gift Card

 

 

Adulthood Pen Set on Gift Card 

 

 

 

Enamel Pins

 

Who doesn't like to glam up your outfit a little more? Enamel pins go great on jean jackets, cardigans, totes, and more, and make cute, high quality stocking stuffers.

 

Moon Phase Cat Enamel Pin

 

 

 

Celestial Crow Enamel Pin

 

 

 

Say Perhaps to Drugs Enamel Pin

 

 

 

 

Coin Purses 

 

These little pouches are great for, you know, coins. But they also are the perfect size for earbuds, bobby pins, and so many of life other little necessities that just need a cute, lightweight container.

 

 

Weed Money Recycled Material Coin Purse

 

 

 

Hell Yeah I Live Beyond My Means Recycled Material Coin Purse 

 

 

 

I Am Not Buying It I'm Just Putting It In My Cart For Now Recycled Material Coin Purse 

 

 

 

Senior Discount Shit Is Pretty Sweet Recycled Material Coin Purse

 

 

 

 

Toothbrushes

 

Holiday season means eat eat eat. Don't forget to brush your teeth! Or to gift toothbrushes to your entire family as a helpful yet snarky reminder about dental hygiene.


 

 

All The Stars Out There and We're the Only Planet With People? Toothbrush

 

 

 

Can't Wait 'Til My Mouth Tastes Like Coffee Again Toothbrush

 

 

 

 

Hello Lovely Toothbrush

 

 

 

I Am Going To Do that Thing Today/Tomorrow Toothbrush

 

 

 

 

Sticky Notes

 

These sticky notes have retro styling and kicky sayings, and who doesn't need to stick reminders on things? We all do. The older we get, the more we need to stick reminders on things. When we remember to do so, that is.

 

 

Carpe The Hell Out Of This Diem Sticky Note

 

 

 

Don't Make Me Repeat Myself Sticky Notes

 

 

 

I'm Not Bossy, I Just Have Better Ideas Sticky Notes in Pink

 

 

 

They're Either A Blessin' Or A Lesson Sticky Notes in Purple

 

 

Just Over Here Adulting Sticky Notes

 

 

High Five Metallic Sticky Notes 

 

 

 

Refrigerator Magnets

 

The funniest f*cking refrigerator magnets in town! Also makes a statement on an office filing cabinet. We've got a lot more here.

 

 

Cat Lady For Life Magnet in White and Floral

 

 

 

Clean / Dirty (Slut) Dishwasher Magnet

 

 

 

As Soon As This Heating Pad Eases The Pain in My Back and The Ibuprofen Kicks In Magnet

 

 

 

Get in Motherfucker We're Going Motherfuckering Magnet

 

 

 

Friends Don't Judge Each Other Rectangular Magnet

 

 

Cher I Got You Babe Magnet

 

 

Besties Magnet 6 Pack

 

 

You Are Very Smart And Pretty

 

 

"Chick Magnet" Funny Handmade Magnet

 

 

Go Ahead Underestimate Me Rectangular Magnet

 

 

You Are Straight Up Gift To Humanity Magnet

 

 

 

Funny Hand Sanitizers

 

Hand sanitizer is a stocking stuffer anyone can use, and ours are sweary, sarcastic, or just jocular – making an everyday necessity a perfect stocking stuffer.

 

 

Because Some of You Bitches Don't Wash Your Motherfucking Hands Right Hand Sanitizer

 

 

 

I Just Sh*t In The Woods 2 oz Hand Sanitizer

 

 

 

Walkin' Around With Poop In My Hand Hand Sanitizer

 

 

 

What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer 

 

 

 

 

Keychains

 

Everybody has keys, right? Keychains are a cute and welcome gift, and ours are wordy and funny.

 

Chateau Des Heaux Motel Style Keychain

 

 

 

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Zero Fucks Motel Style Keychain

 

 

 

Empowered Women Empower Women And Also Meet in the Dead of Night Feminist Dog Tag Keychain

 

 

 

Good As Gold Stamped Bar Keychain in Gold

 

 

 

Hello Weekend Stamped Bar Keychain in Rose Gold

 

 

Fuck This Bullshit Yellow Glitter Motel Style Keychain

 

 

Call Your Mom Stamped Keytag

 

 

Don't Make Me Turn This Car Around Hand Stamped Brass Keytag

 

 

You Are Solid Gold Motel Style Keychain

 

 

One Hell Of A Lady Motel Key Tag

 

 

Those are just a few ideas for small items to delight your friends and family this holiday season. And of course, cute tiny gifts aren't just for stuffing in a ceremonial sock at Christmas – mini gifts are appropriate anytime you just want to give a little something. Check out even more stocking stuffers here.

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