The tradition of hanging up a decorative sock for each member of the family and then Santa stuffing gifts in the socks is really ... well, a holdover from a simpler time, isn't? Remember in Little House on the Prairie when Laura was so thrilled to get her own tin cup? "Father, a peppermint stick and a penny, it's the best Christmas ever!"
If we're still hanging up the socks, we might as well fill 'em. Or, use these tiny gifts to remind faraway friends you're thinking of them. Anything that fits in a sock is probably also something you can tuck in a small package – or just have us send it to them direct (select "gift message" at checkout!)
Pen and Pencil Sets
Everybody uses pens and pencils, right? A great stocking stuffer for all, from people who like profanity to people who enjoy feeling like pretty pretty princess ballerinas when they write.
Department of Fuckery Pen Set in Black
Black Holiday Crown Pen Set of 12
Haute Lips Red Gem Pen Set of 6
Department of Fuckery Pencil Set in Black
Book Slut Pencil Set in Lilac
Secret Message Writing Set
Oxford Comma Fan Club Grammar Pencils
Parenting Funny Pen Set on Gift Card
Adulthood Pen Set on Gift Card
Who doesn't like to glam up your outfit a little more? Enamel pins go great on jean jackets, cardigans, totes, and more, and make cute, high quality stocking stuffers.
Moon Phase Cat Enamel Pin
Celestial Crow Enamel Pin
Say Perhaps to Drugs Enamel Pin
These little pouches are great for, you know, coins. But they also are the perfect size for earbuds, bobby pins, and so many of life other little necessities that just need a cute, lightweight container.
Weed Money Recycled Material Coin Purse
Hell Yeah I Live Beyond My Means Recycled Material Coin Purse
I Am Not Buying It I'm Just Putting It In My Cart For Now Recycled Material Coin Purse
Senior Discount Shit Is Pretty Sweet Recycled Material Coin Purse
Holiday season means eat eat eat. Don't forget to brush your teeth! Or to gift toothbrushes to your entire family as a helpful yet snarky reminder about dental hygiene.
All The Stars Out There and We're the Only Planet With People? Toothbrush
Can't Wait 'Til My Mouth Tastes Like Coffee Again Toothbrush
Hello Lovely Toothbrush
I Am Going To Do that Thing Today/Tomorrow Toothbrush
These sticky notes have retro styling and kicky sayings, and who doesn't need to stick reminders on things? We all do. The older we get, the more we need to stick reminders on things. When we remember to do so, that is.
Carpe The Hell Out Of This Diem Sticky Note
Don't Make Me Repeat Myself Sticky Notes
I'm Not Bossy, I Just Have Better Ideas Sticky Notes in Pink
They're Either A Blessin' Or A Lesson Sticky Notes in Purple
Just Over Here Adulting Sticky Notes
High Five Metallic Sticky Notes
The funniest f*cking refrigerator magnets in town! Also makes a statement on an office filing cabinet. We've got a lot more here.
Cat Lady For Life Magnet in White and Floral
Clean / Dirty (Slut) Dishwasher Magnet
As Soon As This Heating Pad Eases The Pain in My Back and The Ibuprofen Kicks In Magnet
Get in Motherfucker We're Going Motherfuckering Magnet
Friends Don't Judge Each Other Rectangular Magnet
Cher I Got You Babe Magnet
Besties Magnet 6 Pack
You Are Very Smart And Pretty
"Chick Magnet" Funny Handmade Magnet
Go Ahead Underestimate Me Rectangular Magnet
You Are Straight Up Gift To Humanity Magnet
Funny Hand Sanitizers
Hand sanitizer is a stocking stuffer anyone can use, and ours are sweary, sarcastic, or just jocular – making an everyday necessity a perfect stocking stuffer.
Because Some of You Bitches Don't Wash Your Motherfucking Hands Right Hand Sanitizer
I Just Sh*t In The Woods 2 oz Hand Sanitizer
Walkin' Around With Poop In My Hand Hand Sanitizer
What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer
Everybody has keys, right? Keychains are a cute and welcome gift, and ours are wordy and funny.
Chateau Des Heaux Motel Style Keychain
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Zero Fucks Motel Style Keychain
Empowered Women Empower Women And Also Meet in the Dead of Night Feminist Dog Tag Keychain
Good As Gold Stamped Bar Keychain in Gold
Hello Weekend Stamped Bar Keychain in Rose Gold
Fuck This Bullshit Yellow Glitter Motel Style Keychain
Call Your Mom Stamped Keytag
Don't Make Me Turn This Car Around Hand Stamped Brass Keytag
You Are Solid Gold Motel Style Keychain
One Hell Of A Lady Motel Key Tag
Those are just a few ideas for small items to delight your friends and family this holiday season. And of course, cute tiny gifts aren't just for stuffing in a ceremonial sock at Christmas – mini gifts are appropriate anytime you just want to give a little something. Check out even more stocking stuffers here.