Spirit animals come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. You have your proud wolf and alpha leader types. There are the cunning, intelligent and witty feline / cat types. You also have your warm, friendly, unconditional loving dog types. Then there's the SLOTH.
Well, you have to admit. We all have been sloths at one point or another. Sloths are mammals that are known for their slowness of movement. They spend almost all of their lives lounging, chilling and hanging in the trees of their tropical rain forest homes. Sloths are mostly found in South America and Central America and are known to be the ultimate slowpokes. But, do you know the reason why?
FUN FACT: The sloth’s lazy nature is actually because of its diet. This diet predominantly contains toxic leaves that requires a ton of time to digest and provides little to no energy. Fact is, a sloth can take up to one whole month digesting just a single leaf. If they processed their food any faster, they would pretty much poison themselves to death.
Don't take my word for it. Let's deep dive and see how this wonderful collection of sloth-inspired goodness can slothify your living and breathing spaces:
Sloth Wooden Book Ends in Grey and Mossy Green - $28.95
These slothful wooden book ends are the best additions to your book collection that you've been too lazy to read. Perfect for the procrastinating student, the budding entrepreneur who is too lazy to check the business books, or even for those literary pieces that you bought on sale that you've yet to read. These book ends that come in grey and mossy green perfectly complement the earthy, slow moving, musky person that is you.
Say No To Doing Things Sloth Spiral Notebook in Mossy Green - $9.95
Continuing on with the theme of mossy green and earth colors that is perfect for your slothful mood. Keep this notebook on hand at all times for those sudden moments of inspiring laziness and sleep filled afternoons. Put some sunglasses on, lounge in your chair and open this notebook as though you were reading it. Get your idle afternoon groove on and everyone will surely get the drill!
What's great about this necklace?
- The Power of the Golden Sloth
- 18 karat gold plated design because you're golden when you sleep
- 17 inch chain for ease and comfort while you laze around
- Zinc Alloy material for durability and strength, wherever or whenever your slothness takes you
Party Never Sloth No-Sew Adhesive Patch - $4.95
The Supreme Team Sloth giveaway item. Share your slothy ideals with fellow sloth-worshippers when you see them lazing around in their habitats. This no-sew adhesive patch can stick to any fabric. It is THE item to plop on your slothmates when you see them in the wild. Stick it anywhere! On their shirt, dress, shorts, bags or even on their face if you're too lazy to give a damn.
Shiny Lazy Sloth Necklace in Gold or Silver - $8.95
Be the Ultimate Sloth Goddess... as this shiny lazy sloth necklace that comes in gold or silver completes your wardrobe for the day. Embody the tree that your sloth spirit animal hangs from and let yourself be swayed and relaxed into the idle slackfulness from slothing around.
Famalam Sloth Holographic Tape Dispenser - $13.95
Take it easy and tape it easy with this Sloth tape dispenser from Fama Lam. Do your part by pretending you're busy and doing all sorts of tiring and stressful work. Just pull and grab the shiny holographic sloth tape to your desired length and tada, you're done for your quota of manual labor for the day. Now you can take it easy like Lofty for the rest of your shift.
Do Not Want To Do List Sloth Magnetic Sticky Notepad in Mossy Green - $3.95
Let people know of your current energy, mood and task list by adding this notepad to your work space.
- 60 pages of listlessness that you'll never use
- Size: 2.75" x 9.50" - so that it won't be too heavy to carry
- Sticky top edge - for ease of use and accessibility
- Made of paper and magnet, as this perfectly suits your lackadaisicalness
The Ring of Sloth – One-Size Adjustable Sloth Ring - $8.95
This unique antique gold look matches the weathered indolence and lethargy of its existence. Just like how you are right now. Not the weathered old part though. Just the lazy, do-nothingness that you need in your life. How you would love to just wrap around, curl and hug your pillow and stay in bed all day and all night for who knows how long... Heaven!
So what's our takeaway in all this?
NOTHING!
Well, there is something...
We should all learn from the sloths in how we process the toxicity in our lives. The pace of our lives are dictated by how we make it to be. Live your life a little! Smile, enjoy the smell of the morning air. Spend more time with your loved ones. Just take life's poisons a little at a time and live a long, fruitful, slothful life!