{"title":"White Elephant Gifts | Funny Gag Gifts and Office Gifts | Secret Santa Joke Presents","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people give \"white elephant\" gifts over the holiday season, but do you know why we call it that?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe beginnings of this game are said to have been in the Siamese kingdom (present-day Thailand), where the king allegedly gave actual white elephants as gifts to anyone who had angered him. The cost of maintaining these unique elephants was high. The white elephant was a revered emblem in Thai and Buddhist cultures, so you couldn't re-gift it or use it for work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToday's White Elephant gifts are usually silly gifts that give big laughs when you open them, possibly embarrass the recipient a little bit, and may or may not be useful (a funny bar of soap: useful!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eRemember that legendary 1892 New York socialite White Elephant party that made the newspapers? When steel magnate Andrew Carnegie unwrapped a live penguin (apparently smuggled in by John D. Rockefeller), while J.P. Morgan ended up with a genuine Egyptian mummy (which, according to society gossip, he displayed in his office for years)? The evening reached peak chaos when Cornelius Vanderbilt opened his gift – a deed to a small island off the coast of Maine – only to have it stolen by Thomas Edison, who claimed he needed it \"for science.\" The party ended with three police calls, two marriage proposals, and one very confused penguin who eventually found a happy home in the newly-opened Bronx Zoo. While we can't promise quite that level of drama at your gift exchange, we can definitely help you be the person everyone remembers – minus the international smuggling charges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're participating in an actual White Elephant event, a light hearted Secret Santa, an office gift exchange, or just need a silly gift, we've got you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for funny White Elephant gifts that won't break the bank? Our collection features everything from snarky office supplies to hilarious gag gifts. \"BlueQ\" brings the sass with their irreverent sprays and accessories, while \"Archie McPhee\" delivers the unexpected with items like gravy-flavored candy canes and existentialist holiday ornaments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed \u003ca href=\"\/search?q=office\"\u003eoffice gifts\u003c\/a\u003e? Check out \"Snifty's\" scented pens that make work more fun, or browse our selection of snarky desk items that say what you're really thinking. For the bathroom humor enthusiast, \"Poo Pourri\" offers their famous before-you-go spray in gift-worthy packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur unisex gifts work for any recipient - from novelty soaps by \"Plunk Soap\" to witty refrigerator magnets that'll make the whole break room laugh. Most of our items fit perfectly within typical gift exchange price limits ($10-25), while still delivering maximum laughs per dollar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to be the hit of your \u003ca href=\"\/search?q=exchange\"\u003egift exchange\u003c\/a\u003e? Our selection ranges from mild to wild - choose based on how much you want to make Grandma blush. We've got gifts that will have everyone fighting over them during the exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot sure what to pick? Check out our \u003ca href=\"\/search?q=popular\"\u003emost popular items\u003c\/a\u003e or grab one of our mystery boxes for a surprise assortment of our favorite products. Remember, the best White Elephant gifts are the ones that make people laugh - and maybe even start a playful gift-stealing war at your holiday party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbout GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh – and sometimes make them think. Check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new\"\u003enewest arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom our signature sweary stickers and tees to our famous \"bitter tears of mediocre men\" keychains, we design and curate products that blend humor with a dash of rebellion. While we started with woman-power focused accessories (our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn – a \"bullicorn,\" naturally), we've expanded to include gifts for everyone who appreciates smart humor and wordplay. Shipping daily from Brooklyn with love and a heavy dose of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hell-is-other-people-socks-mens-dress-socks-in-black-and-red","title":"Hell is Other People Socks Men's Dress Socks in Black and Red | Funny Gift for Men | Jean-Paul Sartre Quote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpress your disdain for social interactions with these Hell is Other People Socks featuring a classic Jean-Paul Sartre quote. Made of 100% cotton, these men's dress socks in black and red are perfect for introverted pessimists who appreciate a touch of irony in their outfit. Show off your philosophical side with these unique socks from Archie McPhee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e“So this is hell. I’d never have believed it. You remember all we were told about the torture-chambers, the fire and brimstone, the ”burning marl.” Old wives’ tales! There’s no need for red-hot pokers. Hell is—other people!”\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Garcin, in Sartre's \u003cem\u003eHell is Other People\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese Hell is Other People Socks will let the world know where you stand when it comes to socializing. 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Maybe you know someone who rolls their eyes at small talk – these Hell is Other People Socks will speak to their inner cynic. \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\nConsider giving these to that coworker who always has a sarcastic remark ready for office mixers or your buddy who loves to quote Sartre after a few drinks. Whether it's for a birthday, holiday, or just because they had to endure another awkward family gathering, these socks bring a touch of irony to everyday life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":16756093714478,"sku":"hell-people-socks","price":13.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Hell-is-Other-People-Socks-Mens-Dress-Socks-in-Black-and-Red-Funny-Gift-for-Men-Jean-Paul-Sartre-Quote.png?v=1763971877"},{"product_id":"wrong-is-the-fun-one-sticky-notes-in-blue","title":"Wrong Is The Fun One Sticky Notes in Orange","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of humor to your daily notes with the Wrong Is The Fun One Sticky Notes in Orange by Shannon Martin Design. These sticky notes feature a playful message that reads: \"Of course I know right from wrong. 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The latex-free adhesive ensures a secure fit for each 3\" x 1-1\/2\" strip, providing both style and functionality in one handy package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s always good to have a bandage handy and it might as well be a Handage. These hand decorated bandages will save you from having to cover each little cut and scrape with your own hand. Think of the convenience!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Each of the ten large sterile strips is decorated with a hand. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLatex-free adhesive. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10 large sterile strips\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3\" x 1-1\/2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3-3\/4\"  tall metal tin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLatex-free adhesive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Archie McPhee\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31525032329273,"sku":"ARCHIE-12845","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/products\/Handages-Tiny-Hand-Bandages-Funny-Bandages-in-a-Metal-Tin.jpg?v=1770909469"},{"product_id":"rosie-the-riveter-hanging-air-freshener-in-lemon-scent","title":"Rosie the Riveter Hanging Air Freshener in Lemon Scent | Feminist Symbol Car Air Freshener","description":"\u003cp\u003eBrighten up your car with the uplifting Lemon Scent of the Rosie the Riveter Hanging Air Freshener. 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Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist in Apple Blossom and Citrus Scent | BlueQ at GetBullish","description":"\u003cp\u003eKeep your bathroom smelling fresh with the Toot Toot! Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist in Apple Blossom and Citrus Scent by BlueQ. This 5.3 fl. oz.\/156 ml spray is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your bathroom decor while eliminating unwanted odors. Get yours at GetBullish today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook what's chugging down the tracks, every day, right on schedule! Apple blossom and citrus scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Blue Q lavatory spray will look amazing on the back of your toilet. Invite some guests over! 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String for hanging included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e3\"\u003c\/span\u003e tall air freshener\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLogo of the Illuminati\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes car smell like musky old power\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Archie McPhee\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39600030122142,"sku":"ARCHIE-12496","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Illuminati-Air-Freshener-in-Hegemony-Scent.png?v=1771060018"},{"product_id":"fly-widow-air-freshener-in-lavender-scent","title":"Fly Widow Air Freshener in Lavender Scent","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Fly Widow Air Freshener in Lavender Scent, a unique 5\" tall cardstock air freshener featuring a beautiful fly in mourning. 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This isn’t the first time an untimely death has happened to the Fly Widow; the graves of her former husbands fill the whole windowsill in the garage. We created this air freshener to memorialize the love we assume the Fly Widow had for her fly husband. We’re not sure exactly what happened, but that Fly Undertaker has a suspicious look in his multifaceted eye. This 5\" tall heavy cardstock air freshener smells like the lavender perfume the widow got as a gift from the Fly Vicar. What a minute, is the vicar involved? This changes everything. String for hanging included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5\" tall air freshener\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShe’s a beautiful fly in mourning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes string for hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmells like lavender\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Archie McPhee\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39600115056798,"sku":"ARCHIE-12813","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Fly-Widow-Air-Freshener-in-Lavender-Scent.png?v=1770366077"},{"product_id":"what-do-you-mean-nobodys-perfect-rectangle-magnet","title":"What Do You Mean Nobody's Perfect Rectangle Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking to add some humor to your fridge or file cabinet? Check out our What Do You Mean Nobody's Perfect Rectangle Magnet, measuring 2.63 x 3.5 x 0.06 inches with a thin yet sturdy construction. 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Slip inside a greeting card and send a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e2.63 x 3.5 x 0.06 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eMagnet reads: What Do You Mean 'Nobody's Perfect?'\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003ca data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1678431777547000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw3WQNxi7e9AJVHILRgbUY5U\" href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\" title=\"Refrigerator Magnet Collection\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSee all our funny refrigerator magnets here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eBy Shannon Martin Design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shannon Martin Design","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39849331654814,"sku":"SHANNON-SMM110","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/products\/What-Do-You-Mean-Nobodys-Perfect-Rectangle-Magnet.jpg?v=1759266322"},{"product_id":"aromatic-mushroom-air-freshener-in-sandalwood-scent","title":"Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener in Sandalwood Scent","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a whimsical touch to your car with the 3-3\/4\" tall Mushroom Air Freshener in sandalwood scent. 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String for hanging included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3-3\/4\" tall air freshener\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMushroom shape and design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmells like sandalwood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou'll feel like foraging every time you drive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor correct usage, hang this product so that it can swing freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on dashboard or air vents.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Archie McPhee\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42179207659768,"sku":"ARCHIE-12920","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Aromatic-Mushroom-Air-Freshener-in-Sandalwood-Scent.jpg?v=1762465454"},{"product_id":"dont-look-back-youre-not-going-that-way-sticky-notes-in-purple","title":"Don't Look Back You're Not Going That Way Sticky Notes in Purple","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese vibrant purple sticky notes from Shannon Martin Design are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your daily reminders. 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Let them chuckle, and then leave your bathroom smelling nice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVetiver and rose scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5.3 fl. oz.\/156 ml\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eCannot be shipped internationally\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/blueq-lavatory-mists\"\u003eSee all bathroom sprays \/ lavatory mists\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy BlueQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- START: Copy this HTML block for Shopify --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f8f9fa; border: 1px solid #e9ecef; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin: 20px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 20px; flex-wrap: wrap;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 250px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #333; font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eEditorial Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #555; line-height: 1.6; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThese are just flying off the shelves so I regret to report that ALL of the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/blueq-lavatory-mists\"\u003eBlueQ lavatory mists\u003c\/a\u003e are permanently discontinued – when they're gone, they're gone! 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