{"title":"Stocking Stuffers | Small Stuff | GetBullish","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking for stocking stuffers that won't get tossed in a junk drawer by January? Our collection of small-but-mighty items proves that tiny gifts can pack serious personality. From brands like \"BlueQ\", \"Santa Barbara Design Studio\", \"Your Gal Kiwi\", \"Slant Collections\", and \"Shannon Martin Design\", we've curated coin purses with attitude, scented pens that make work bearable, enamel keychains worth showing off, face masks for self-care moments, and all those clever little things that make daily life slightly more delightful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe stocking stuffer tradition reached peak creativity in 1952 when department store elf coordinator Merry Smallgift got thoroughly fed up with customers buying the same boring candy canes and oranges year after year. Determined to prove that small gifts could be just as thoughtful as big ones, Merry curated a \"tiny treasures\" section featuring clever little items that actually sparked joy – funny keychains, pocket-sized games, miniature art, and useful oddities that fit in a stocking but felt special. Her display included a sign reading \"Good things come in small packages, but boring things come in predictable ones.\" Sales exploded as shoppers realized that stocking stuffers could be conversation starters, daily-use items, and genuine expressions of knowing someone's personality – all for under ten bucks. Merry's philosophy transformed holiday shopping nationwide, proving that budget constraints don't mean settling for forgettable filler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFill those stockings with personality using our collection of small-but-mighty gifts. From \"BlueQ's\" hilarious coin purses that make everyday errands more fun to scented pens from \"Snifty\" that turn note-taking into aromatherapy, each item punches above its weight class in the delight department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the practical person who'll love those wallet-sized combs, the self-care enthusiast who needs Korean face masks, or anyone whose sense of humor will appreciate pill boxes declaring \"even my anxiety has anxiety.\" Our keychains range from groovy mushrooms to smiley faces to snarky statements – all designed to make daily key-grabbing slightly more joyful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese aren't afterthought items or stocking padding. They're genuinely useful, genuinely funny, or genuinely thoughtful little gifts that happen to fit perfectly in holiday stockings. Most items are under $15, with many under $10, making it easy to fill stockings without emptying your wallet. Mix and match to create personalized collections that show you actually know what makes each person smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stuffing stockings for family, friends, coworkers, or that person who's impossible to shop for, these small items deliver big personality. From catnip toys for the cat person to enamel keychains for the accessory lover, from retro pill boxes to Korean skincare – every stocking deserves better than generic candy and forgotten trinkets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbout GetBullish: We're a woman-owned Brooklyn-based company that started as a career advice column in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush. From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, and cleverly inappropriate gifts to customers who appreciate humor with substance. Our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn (a \"bullicorn\") because we believe in mixing business aggression with magical thinking – and our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding gifts that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"boss-lady-coin-purse","title":"Boss Lady Coin Purse | Recycled Material | 3\"h x 4\"w | BlueQ at GetBullish","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Boss Lady Coin Purse by BlueQ is the perfect solution for organizing loose change, bobby pins, earbuds, and more in a sturdy and stylish recycled material pouch. Shop now at GetBullish and show off your boss lady vibes with this artist-designed zippy money bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoss Lady Zippy Money Bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVery Best Quality: This Blue Q Zipper Pouch is strong, sturdy, and built to last. Corral the clutter! 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Give us a goddamn break, right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 2\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull size magnet on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeme style refrigerator magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEphemera started by making punk rock buttons in San Francisco in the late 1970's, and now makes kickass magnets that nestle themselves perfectly into the warm bosom of the GetBullish shop. Let us decorate your fridge! Also makes a useful small gift for anyone who's been though some shit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNote: @Ephemera-Inc watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1678431777547000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw3WQNxi7e9AJVHILRgbUY5U\" href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\" title=\"Refrigerator Magnet Collection\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSee all our funny refrigerator magnets here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Ephemera\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ephemera","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":17078595911726,"sku":"EPHEMERA-19776","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Dear-Whatever-Doesnt-Kill-Me-Im-Strong-Enough-Now_-Thanks_-Fridge-Magnet.jpg?v=1759258559"},{"product_id":"fuck-off-ive-got-magical-shit-to-do-magnet","title":"Fuck Off I've Got Magical Shit To Do Fairy Magnet | 2\" x 3\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRectangular magnet reads: \"\u003c\/span\u003eFuck off. I've got magical shit to do.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnet features a magically pissed fairy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 2\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull size magnet on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeme style refrigerator magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNote: @Ephemera-Inc watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Refrigerator Magnet Collection\" href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1678431777547000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw3WQNxi7e9AJVHILRgbUY5U\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\"\u003eSee all our funny refrigerator magnets here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Ephemera\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ephemera","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":17088016482350,"sku":"EPHEMERA-19762","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Fuck-Off-Ive-Got-Magical-Shit-To-Do-Fairy-Magnet-2-x-3_6740c432.jpg?v=1762460530"},{"product_id":"hey-train-wreck-this-isnt-your-station-magnet","title":"Hey, Train Wreck, This Isn't Your Station Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd some sass to your fridge with the \"Hey, Train Wreck, This Isn't Your Station\" magnet featuring a high-gloss finish and retro design. This 2\" x 3\" meme style magnet is part of a collection of funny refrigerator magnets with witty sayings and quotes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRectangular magnet reads: \"\u003cspan class=\"productnamecolorLARGE colors_productname\"\u003e\u003cspan itemprop=\"name\"\u003eHEY, TRAIN WRECK, THIS ISN'T YOUR STATION.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShow off your sassy side on your fridge with this witty \"Hey, Train Wreck, This Isn't Your Station\" magnet! This little gem is perfect for those who need a place to vent their frustration. With a high-gloss finish and retro charm, this magnet is just begging to be stuck to your fridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 2\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull size magnet on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeme style refrigerator magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNote: Watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Refrigerator Magnet Collection\" href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1678431777547000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw3WQNxi7e9AJVHILRgbUY5U\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\"\u003eSee all our funny refrigerator magnets here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Ephemera\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ephemera","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":17094616547374,"sku":"EPHEMERA-19902","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Hey-Train-Wreck-This-Isnt-Your-Station-Magnet.jpg?v=1762460536"},{"product_id":"dishes-are-dirty-just-like-you-vs-dishes-are-clean-magnet","title":"Dishes Are Dirty Just Like You Vs. 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Featuring a nun, this rectangular magnet is a fun addition to your collection of meme-style fridge magnets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRectangular magnet reads: \"\u003cspan class=\"productnamecolorLARGE colors_productname\"\u003e\u003cspan itemprop=\"name\"\u003eDISHES ARE DIRTY JUST LIKE YOU DISHES ARE CLEAN.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnet features a nun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 2\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull size magnet on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeme style refrigerator magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNote: Watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Refrigerator Magnet Collection\" href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1678431777547000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw3WQNxi7e9AJVHILRgbUY5U\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/magnets\"\u003eSee all our funny refrigerator magnets here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Ephemera\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description rte\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ephemera","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":17094712754222,"sku":"EPHEMERA-19899","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Dishes-Are-Dirty-Just-Like-You-Vs_-Dishes-Are-Clean-Fridge-Magnet-2-x-3.jpg?v=1759258617"},{"product_id":"one-day-at-a-time-magnetic-list-notepad-in-terrazzo-design","title":"One Day At A Time Magnetic List Notepad in Terrazzo Design | 9.5\" x 2.75\" | Holds to Fridge with Strong Magnet | 1980s Memphis-Inspired Design","description":"\u003cp\u003eKeep track of your daily tasks with the 1980s Memphis-inspired terrazzo design magnetic list notepad, measuring 9.5\" x 2.75\" and featuring a strong magnet to hold securely to your fridge. The 60-page paper notepad by Primitives by Kathy is made in the USA and includes a subtle \"One Day At A Time\" sentiment for daily motivation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA 1980s Memphis-inspired paper list notepad featuring colorful terrazzo designs with subtle \"One Day At A Time\" sentiment. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterials: Paper, Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: 2.75\" x 9.50\" x 0.25\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains 60 pages and strong back magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Primitives by Kathy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Primitives by Kathy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":17325211451438,"sku":"PRIMITIVES-103005","price":4.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/One-Day-At-A-Time-Magnetic-List-Notepad-in-Terrazzo-Design-9_5-x-2_75-Holds-to-Fridge-with-Strong-Magnet-1980s-Memphis-Inspired-Design.jpg?v=1759258773"},{"product_id":"big-clit-energy-motel-style-keychain-in-red","title":"Big Clit Energy Motel Style Keychain in Red and Gold","description":"\u003cp\u003eShow off your bold style with the Big Clit Energy Motel Style Keychain in vibrant red and gold. This unique keychain features the words BIG CLIT ENERGY in bold gold lettering, making a statement wherever you go.\n\nCrafted from durable plastic and metal, this keychain measures approximately 3.75\" x 1.75\" and comes with a convenient split ring for easy attachment to your keys. The back of the keychain also features the phrase GET BULLISH in small type, adding an extra touch of empowerment to your everyday essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLead from the clit! You've got that B.C.E.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis keychain reads: BIG CLIT ENERGY in gold lettering. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel\/motel key tags.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApproximate size: 3.75\" x 1.75\" and comes on a split ring.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterials: plastic and metal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack says GET BULLISH in small type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Get Bullish exclusive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eSee also: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/big-dick-energy-motel-style-keychain-in-black\"\u003eBig Dick Energy Keychain in Black\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/big-dick-energy-motel-style-keychain-in-red\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/big-dick-energy-motel-style-keychain-in-red\"\u003eBig Dick Energy Keychain in Red\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e","brand":"GetBullish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31335801716793,"sku":"GETBULLISH-big-clit","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Big-Clit-Energy-Motel-Style-Keychain-in-Red-and-Gold.jpg?v=1759260416"},{"product_id":"janegay-for-janeway-motel-style-keychain-in-red","title":"Janegay For Janeway Motel Style Keychain in Red","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Janegay For Janeway keychain in red features white lettering that reads JANEGAY FOR JANEWAY, perfect for Star Trek: Voyager fans who ship themselves with the captain. With a size of 3.75\" x 1.75\" and a split ring attachment, this adaptation from classic hotel\/motel key tags is a must-have for Pride, lesbian, gay, and nerd geek Trek enthusiasts. Additionally, the back of the keychain says GET BULLISH in small type, making it a unique and exclusive item from Get Bullish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis keychain reads: JANEGAY FOR JANEWAY in white lettering. \u003cspan\u003eThe perfect keychain for Star Trek: Voyager fans who were shipping themselves with the captain. Remember her in that white suit? Whew! We do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel\/motel key tags.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApproximate size: 3.75\" x 1.75\" and comes on a split ring.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterials: plastic and metal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack says GET BULLISH in small type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLesbian \/ gay \/ Pride \/ nerd geek Trek themed item\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSee more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/getbullish-original-keychains\"\u003ekeychains at GetBullish\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Get Bullish exclusive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GetBullish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31338604462137,"sku":"GETBULLISH-janegay","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Janegay-For-Janeway-Motel-Style-Keychain-in-Red.jpg?v=1759260423"},{"product_id":"hello-weekend-stamped-bar-keychain-in-rose-gold","title":"Hello Weekend Stamped Bar Keychain in Rose Gold | Minimalist Metal Quote Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eKeep your keys stylish and secure with the Hello Weekend Stamped Bar Keychain in Rose Gold. 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Also makes a cute gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRose Gold and Gold Finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique Stamped Phrase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlloy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5\" L\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Santa Barbara Design Studio\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Santa Barbara Design Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31435953668153,"sku":"SANTA-F3717","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Hello-Weekend-Stamped-Bar-Keychain-in-Rose-Gold-Minimalist-Metal-Quote-Keychain_5e7d5a7f.jpg?v=1764058782"},{"product_id":"good-as-gold-stamped-bar-keychain-in-gold","title":"Good As Gold Stamped Bar Keychain in Gold | Minimalist Metal Quote Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of elegance to your keys with the Good As Gold Stamped Bar Keychain in Gold. 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The Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men Motel Style Keychain speaks volumes without saying a word. Made of durable plastic and metal, this 3.75\"x1.75\" keychain is a Get Bullish exclusive by Jen Dziura.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeychain reads: OUT OF PATIENCE FOR DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING MEN IN UNMERITED POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe can think of a number of deeply disappointing men, in leadership roles no way appropriate for them! 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