{"title":"Gift Soaps, Bath Bombs, and Bathtime Fun | GetBullish","description":"\u003cp\u003eTreat yourself or grab cute and hygienic stocking stuffers for anyone with skin!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe art of amusing bath time was reportedly perfected in 1647 by Lady Bubblina Squeakyclean of Yorkshire, who grew weary of her stuffy Victorian relatives visiting for their weekly \"proper\" tea parties. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetermined to scandalize her prudish Aunt Gertrude, Lady Bubblina began secretly crafting soaps shaped like inappropriate vegetables and bath bombs that turned the water shocking colors. Her masterpiece was a lavender-scented air freshener with a label reading \"For When Your Ladyship's Business Becomes Everyone's Business.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen Aunt Gertrude discovered these cheeky bathroom accessories during an unfortunate powder room visit, she fainted directly into the washbasin – but not before declaring the products \"absolutely revolutionary.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWord spread through English society, and soon everyone was clamoring for bath products that combined cleanliness with comedy. Lady Bubblina became the unofficial inventor of bathroom humor, though she always insisted her real achievement was making Aunt Gertrude laugh for the first time in thirty years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTransform your bathroom into a comedy club with our collection of gift soaps that make everyday washing an adventure. From chicken nugget-shaped bars to soaps with hilariously inappropriate sayings, these aren't your grandmother's boring bath bars – unless your grandmother had a seriously twisted sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd some fizz to your routine with bath bombs that turn your tub into a colorful escape. Perfect for unwinding after dealing with difficult people all day. Our hand sanitizers keep you clean while keeping it real with packaging that says what you're actually thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComplete the experience with \"BlueQ's\" famous lavatory mist – because sometimes the bathroom needs as much attitude as you do. These air fresheners don't just mask odors, they make statements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're not always joking around – we also have luxurious bath bombs and reed diffusers from Sow the Magic and other pretty and luxe bath and spa gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for gift giving to anyone who appreciates bathroom humor, or treating yourself to products that make daily routines more entertaining. Because if you're going to get clean, you might as well have fun doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbout GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh – and sometimes make them think. Check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new\"\u003enewest arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom our signature sweary stickers and tees to our famous \"bitter tears of mediocre men\" keychains, we design and curate products that blend humor with a dash of rebellion. While we started with woman-power focused accessories (our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn – a \"bullicorn,\" naturally), we've expanded to include gifts for everyone who appreciates smart humor and wordplay. Shipping daily from Brooklyn with love and a heavy dose of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"thats-a-spicy-meatball-lavatory-mist-in-orange-and-rosewater-scent","title":"That's A Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist in Orange and Rosewater Scent | BlueQ at GetBullish","description":"\u003cp\u003eElevate your bathroom decor with the That's A Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist in Orange and Rosewater Scent by BlueQ. This 5.3 fl. oz. spray adds a touch of humor and a fresh fragrance to your space, making it perfect for entertaining guests and keeping your bathroom smelling pleasant. Please note that this unique lavatory mist cannot be shipped internationally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA modern-day solution to an old-world issue. May your treasured memories linger, and your unpleasant aromas be history. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Blue Q lavatory spray will look amazing on the back of your toilet. Invite some guests over! 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Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePonder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRinse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRepeat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMINI SIZE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnscented (I mean, what exactly are the alternatives, given the theme?)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 oz. \/ 56 g.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIngredients: vegetable soap base, glycerine, cocoa butter, shea butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil, goatmilk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect as a guest soap or decorative bathroom accent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1065\" data-start=\"1026\"\u003eMakes sinks and tubs more interesting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1106\" data-start=\"1068\"\u003eNot tested on animals (cruelty-free)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1126\" data-start=\"1109\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy The Unemployed Philosophers Guild\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40863448694942,"sku":"UNEMPLOYED-uranussoap","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/products\/Uranus-Mini-Soap-Funny-Unscented-Gift-Soap-2-oz-Mini-Size.jpg?v=1770538981"},{"product_id":"weve-got-a-shituation-lavatory-mist-in-lemon-basil-and-musk-scent","title":"We've Got A Shituation Lavatory Mist in Lemon, Basil and Musk Scent | BlueQ at GetBullish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI know you're tough and brave, but after an event like that, it might help to talk to someone. 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Let them chuckle, and then leave your bathroom smelling nice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemon, basil and musk scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5.3 fl. oz.\/156 ml\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eCannot be shipped internationally.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/blueq-lavatory-mists\"\u003eSee all bathroom sprays \/ lavatory mists\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy BlueQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- START: Copy this HTML block for Shopify --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f8f9fa; border: 1px solid #e9ecef; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin: 20px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 20px; flex-wrap: wrap;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 250px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #333; font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eEditorial Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #555; line-height: 1.6; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThese are just flying off the shelves so I regret to report that ALL of the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/blueq-lavatory-mists\"\u003eBlueQ lavatory mists\u003c\/a\u003e are permanently discontinued – when they're gone, they're gone! 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Perfect for keeping your space smelling fresh and luxurious, this mist is a must-have for any home. Makes a thoughtful gift for housewarmings or hostesses who appreciate a touch of elegance in every room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA timeless tale, with a modern twist. Riveting, to say the least. Scented of jasmine, thyme \u0026amp; bergamot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💦 Keep your bathroom smelling fresh and clean with The Plop Thickens Lavatory Mist! The scent will make you feel like you're in a luxurious spa. Say goodbye to unpleasant odors and hello to a refreshing mist. #bathroomgoals 🚽\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5.3 fl. oz.\/156 ml\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJasmine, Thyme \u0026amp; Bergamot Scent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCannot be shipped internationally.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis will look amazing on the back of your toilet. Invite some guests over! 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Fresh local goat's milk combines with colloidal oatmeal and unrefined Georgia wildflower honey to provide a fantastic treat for your skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnhanced with decadent shea butter and scent it with bitter almond essential oil. This gentle soap is excellent for all facial types and is free from phthalates, parabens, sulfates, FD\u0026amp;C colors, and petroleum. Always cruelty-free and naturally handmade, this products may vary in color from batch to batch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThemes: Spring, Easter, Soaps, Natural Soaps, Skincare, Gifts, Eco-Friendly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile Use: Ideal for both facial and body care.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural Ingredients: Made with fresh goat's milk, colloidal oatmeal, and Georgia wildflower honey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoisturizing: Contains shea butter for added skin hydration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGentle Scent: Lightly fragranced with bitter almond essential oil (prussic acid-free).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEco-Friendly: Free from phthalates, parabens, sulfates, FD\u0026amp;C colors, and petroleum. Always cruelty-free and handmade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIngredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Sustainably-sourced Palm Kernel Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Water, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Colloidal Oatmeal, Georgia Wildflower Honey, Goats Milk, and Bitter Almond Essential Oil (Prussic Acid Free).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e: 4.15 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBy Evolve Botanica\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Evolve Botanica","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45295399010552,"sku":"EVOLVEBOTANICA-soap-oatmeal","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Oatmeal-Milk-Honey-Standard-Soap-Goatmilk-Facial-Body-Bath-Soap-4_15oz.jpg?v=1762474317"},{"product_id":"standard-soap-watermelon-sugar-limited-edition","title":"Watermelon Sugar (Limited Edition) Standard Soap | Coconut Milk Bath Soap | 4.30oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe favorite juicy ripe watermelon scent, just like the top selling bath bomb, now in a limited-edition summertime soap!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLoaded with hydrating and soothing Watermelon and moisturizing Coconut Milk, with a sprinkle of exfoliating Poppy Seeds. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThemes: \u003cspan\u003eSpring, Summer Soaps, Natural Soaps, Skincare, Gifts, Eco-Friendly, Watermelon, Coconut Milk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLimited Edition: Special seasonal soap available for a limited time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural Ingredients: Made with olive oil, coconut oil, grapeseed oil, sustainably sourced palm kernel oil, cocoa butter, shea butter, watermelon, coconut milk, and poppy seeds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGentle \u0026amp; Hydrating: Infused with shea butter and coconut milk for added skin nourishment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEco-Friendly Packaging: Packaged in biodegradable shrink film and sticker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree From Harsh Chemicals: Phthalate, paraben, sulfate, FD\u0026amp;C, and petroleum-free. 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Place a coaster underneath the diffuser jar to prevent the oil from staining porous surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gift-line\"\u003eA Christmas gift for the tarot reader or astrology fan who wants the house to smell like a ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Sow the Magic\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sow the Magic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600616513784,"sku":"SOW-REMOO","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/The-Moon-Tarot-Card-Home-Reed-Diffuser-in-Lavender-Scent-Aromatheraphy-Gift-Idea.jpg?v=1762475899"},{"product_id":"age-of-aquarius-lemongrass-bath-bomb-with-aventurine","title":"Age of Aquarius Lemongrass Bath Bomb with Aventurine Stone | Relaxing Bath Fizzer in Lemongrass Scent","description":"\u003cp\u003eAs the Moon aligns with Earth and Sun we enter into a new era of peace and harmony. 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Perfect for those who love humor with their hygiene, this soap keeps things smooth, soft, and delightfully cheeky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"836\" data-start=\"651\"\u003eWhether it’s a funny gift, a playful bathroom display, or your new favorite shower essential, 70s Bush Soap brings back the boldness of the disco era — no razor required. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"897\" data-start=\"863\"\u003eReads: \"Wet 'n slippery just like your 70s Bush Soap\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"897\" data-start=\"863\"\u003eType: Triple-milled bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"943\" data-start=\"900\"\u003eStyle: Funny vintage-style boxed soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"968\" data-start=\"946\"\u003eNet Weight: 3 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1011\" data-start=\"971\"\u003eDimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1070\" data-start=\"1014\"\u003eUse: Deep cleansing with rich, long-lasting lather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"1073\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"1073\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1193\" data-start=\"1135\"\u003eStay clean, stay funky, and embrace that 70s flair. 🌼🕺\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1193\" data-start=\"1135\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146305650936,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-S-BUSH","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/70s-Bush-Triple-Milled-Bar-Soap-Funny-Boxed-Soap-Retro-Gift.jpg?v=1760516174"},{"product_id":"butter-do-not-eat-bar-soap-funny-soap","title":"Real Butter Extra Creamy Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"634\"\u003eSoft, creamy, and downright irresistible — but don’t eat it! The Butter Do Not Eat Bar Soap is a hilarious twist on clean living. With its rich butter scent and smooth, vegan-friendly formula, this handmade soap lathers beautifully while keeping your skin soft, nourished, and smelling amazing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eHandcrafted by artisan soap makers, each bar is unique, shrink-wrapped in kraft paper, and made to bring smiles (and great skin) to your daily routine. Perfect as a funny gift, kitchen sink soap, or cheeky self-care treat — because hygiene should always come with humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"966\"\u003eReads: \"Real Butter Extra Creamy\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"966\"\u003eScent: Butter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003eType: Handmade, vegan bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003eDimensions: 3 ½\" L × 2 ¾\" W × 1\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003ePackaging: Shrink-wrapped with kraft brown label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eUse: Cleanses and moisturizes with rich lather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eNote: Each bar is handmade, so no two are identical\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eClean hands, full hearts — no toast required. 🧼🧈😄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/butter-trend\"\u003eSee more Butter Trend\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146305913080,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-BUT-FS","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Real-Butter-Extra-Creamy-Do-Not-Eat-Bar-Soap-Funny-Handmade-Vegan-Soap.jpg?v=1760516186"},{"product_id":"sham-do-not-eat-bar-soap-funny-soap","title":"Sham Ham-Flavored Rectangle Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"560\"\u003eA block of pure nostalgia with zero mystery meat and 100% mystery why anyone would want to wash with it — but hey, here we are. 🧼 The Sham Do Not Eat Bar Soap is a cheeky nod to the classics, perfect for anyone who loves a clean body and a dirty sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"792\"\u003eEach bar is handmade and vegan, crafted by soap artisans with a unique “mystery” scent that adds to the fun. Packaged in rustic kraft wrapping, no two bars are ever alike — because a little weirdness makes everything better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eReads: \"Sham Ham-Flavored Rectangle\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eScent: Mystery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eType: Handmade, vegan bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"946\"\u003eDimensions: 3 ½\" L × 2 ¾\" W × 1\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003ePackaging: Shrink-wrapped with kraft brown label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eUse: Gentle, creamy lather for everyday cleansing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003eNote: Each bar is handmade; variations may occur\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003eClean up your act — or don’t. Sham’s got you covered either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146306240760,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-SHA-FS","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Sham-Ham-Flavored-Rectangle-Do-Not-Eat-Bar-Soap-Funny-Handmade-Vegan-Soap.jpg?v=1760516202"},{"product_id":"slut-cake-triple-milled-boxed-bar-soap-funny-soap","title":"Slut Cake Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro-Inspired Soap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eStep into a retro-inspired world of fragrance and sass with the Slut Cake Triple-Milled Boxed Bar Soap — a 1950s housewife’s dream come true. 💋\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"449\" data-end=\"721\"\u003eEnhanced with the deep-cleaning power of detergent, this cheeky bar soap delivers a rich lather that leaves you fresh, fabulous, and ready to conquer the day (or the night). Packaged in a vibrant vintage-style box, it’s the perfect mix of clean humor and clean skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eReads: \"New Slut Cake\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eType: Triple-milled boxed bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eStyle: Funny, retro-inspired design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eScent: Fresh and classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"890\"\u003eNet Weight: 3 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"933\"\u003eDimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"972\"\u003eTexture: Smooth, creamy lather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003ePackaging: Colorful vintage-style box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eKeep it clean — but never boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146306339064,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-S-SLUT","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Slut-Cake-Triple-Milled-Boxed-Bar-Soap-Funny-Retro-Inspired-Soap.jpg?v=1760516210"},{"product_id":"fruit-cake-do-not-eat-bar-soap-funny-soap","title":"Fruit Cake Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003eDensely packed, questionably festive, and suspiciously indestructible — just like the real thing, only way more useful. 🍒 The Fruit Cake Bar Soap finally gives everyone’s least-favorite holiday dessert a good name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"820\"\u003eThis handmade vegan bar soap smells delightful (unlike Aunt Edna’s version) and looks just festive enough to make you laugh every time you wash up. Each bar is uniquely crafted by our soap artisans and wrapped in rustic kraft packaging — because clean humor belongs in every stocking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"869\"\u003eReads: \"Fruit Cake\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"869\"\u003eScent: Fruitcake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"907\"\u003eType: Handmade vegan bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"975\"\u003eDimensions: 3 ½\" L × 2 ¾\" W × 1\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003ePackaging: Shrink-wrapped with kraft brown label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003eTexture: Rich, creamy lather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1125\"\u003eStyle: Funny novelty soap – perfect for gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eNote: Each bar is handmade; variations may occur\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eSmells festive. Cleans better. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDo not eat.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146306470136,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-FRU-FS","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Fruit-Cake-Bar-Soap-Funny-Handmade-Vegan-Soap.jpg?v=1760516217"},{"product_id":"manwhore-triple-milled-boxed-bar-soap-funny-soap","title":"Manwhore Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Novelty Soap for Him","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"558\"\u003eSmell like trouble — the good kind. 😏 The Manwhore Triple-Milled Boxed Bar Soap delivers the ultimate bad-boy bath experience, packed with all the edge, attitude, and irresistible charm of a true playboy. \u003cem data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eCough\u003c\/em\u003eMarky Mark\u003cem data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"555\"\u003ecough\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"792\"\u003eTriple-milled for a luxuriously smooth lather, this bar soap cleans deep while keeping your swagger intact. 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Moist”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eType: Triple-milled boxed bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Funny, retro, novelty design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet Weight: 3 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTexture: Smooth, creamy lather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaging: Colorful vintage box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003eIt’s clean. It’s funny. 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