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Lazy Ass Panda Eating Bamboo Woven Sweary Funny Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel

Lazy Ass Panda Eating Bamboo Woven Sweary Funny Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel

Regular price $ 14.99 USD
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It's not that you're lazier than others, exactly... it's just that you do it with the utmost panache. 

Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.

  • VERY BEST QUALITY: Made from soft, super-absorbent, 100% cotton. Imported. Features luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. Unlike a printed towel, the thread colors create the design for a sweet vintage look and a soft feel.
  • EASY CARE: Machine wash cold with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry.
  • GENEROUSLY SIZED: Fully unfolds to 21" x 28", with art over the entire towel!
  • GIVE BACK: One percent of the sale of Blue Q dish towels is donated to hunger relief programs throughout the world.
  • FUNNY AND FREQUENTLY INAPPROPRIATE: Just one of our large selection of funny dish towels, sassy kitchen towels, inappropriate tea towels, dish towels with sayings, rude dish cloths – all hilarious gifts or home accoutrements

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