
BlueQ Socks, Bags, Oven Mitts, Dish Towels, Coin Purse, Aprons, Pouches, Lip Shit Gifts Under $20 | Get Bullish Store
If your home and wardrobe could use a little more sass (and maybe a touch of profanity), BlueQ has you covered — literally, from socks to aprons. Known for sharp one-liners and ridiculous doodles, this brand turns everyday stuff like tea towels, oven mitts, and coin purses into laugh-out-loud treasures. Yes, you really can dry dishes, carry groceries, and keep your toes warm while also making your friends spit out their coffee.
BlueQ is legendary for its socks — both women’s and men’s — featuring everything from snarky insults to motivational-but-mostly-sarcastic quips. But that’s just the beginning. You’ll also find bags of all shapes and sizes: reusable shoppers for hauling groceries, sturdy shoulder totes, oversized pouches for organizing your chaos, and tiny coin purses for when you need exact change and an exact laugh.
The kitchen gets its share of mischief too. Oven mitts with bold designs and apron slogans that are wildly inappropriate for dinner with grandma? Absolutely. Dish towels that say the quiet part out loud? We’ve got them. Basically, BlueQ proves that kitchenware doesn’t have to be boring — it can be cheeky, sweary, and maybe slightly dangerous to your dinner guests’ sense of propriety.
And then there’s the weird-but-delightful extras: lavatory mists to freshen up your bathroom with a wink, lip balms bluntly labeled “Lip Shit,” and lotions or bubble baths that talk a little smack while moisturizing your skin. Even your cat can get in on the fun thanks to BlueQ’s catnip toys, because honestly, why should humans have all the irreverent joy?
At GetBullish, we stock a huge lineup of BlueQ gifts under $20, plus thousands more quirky, funny, and unapologetic finds from other indie designers. We ship fast from Brooklyn, NY, with free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Want to know more about what makes us tick (and cackle)? Check out the story behind GetBullish right here.
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Damn Dude Lavatory Mist in Jasmine and Rose Scent | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 14.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.99 USD -
Boys Need Pouches Too Zipper Pouch | Storage Case Organizer | 9.5" x 7.25" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.99 USD -
The Handyman Men's Crew Socks | Novelty Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 14.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.99 USD -
Safe Sex Couple Bunny Coin Purse | Recycled Material | 3"h x 4"w | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 5.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.99 USD -
Skunky Zipper Pouch | Storage Case Organizer | 9.5" x 7.25" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 8.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 8.99 USD -
Don't Give Up But You Can Totally Take A Break If You Want Screen-Printed Dish Towel | Kitchen Tea Hand Cotton Dish Cloth | 28" x 21" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 12.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.99 USD -
Where'd The Fuck Did My Day Go Pencil Case | 4.25" x 8.5" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 7.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 7.99 USD -
You're A Monster Pencil Case in Brat Green | 4.25" x 8.5" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 7.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 7.99 USD -
Tell Me Everything Women's Crew Socks | Novelty Funny Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 14.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.99 USD -
Mom Battery Low Women's Sneaker Socks [2 Size Options] | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 14.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.99 USD -
Sports 'N' Shit Unisex Sneaker Socks [2 Size Options] | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 5.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 14.99 USDSale price $ 5.99 USDSale -
It's Like My Kids Don't Even Know I'm A Good Parent Woven Dish Cloth Towel | Kitchen Tea Towel | 21" x 28" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 14.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.99 USD -
Bar Hopper Bunnies Coin Purse | 3"h x 4"w | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 4.50 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 5.99 USDSale price $ 4.50 USDSale -
Friend Power Coin Purse | 3"h x 4"w | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 5.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.99 USD -
Hellraiser Dancing Cats Coin Purse | Recycled Material | 3"h x 4"w | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 4.50 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 5.99 USDSale price $ 4.50 USDSale -
Rich Bitch Butter Coin Purse in Pink | 3"h x 4"w | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 6.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 6.99 USD -
I Love My Boring- Ass Marriage Woven Dish Cloth Towel | Kitchen Tea Towel | 21" x 28" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 14.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.99 USD -
I'll Fry Anything And Take Your Judgement Oven Mitt | Insulated Cotton Pot Holder | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 16.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 16.99 USD -
Bitch I Always Have Time For You Oven Mitt | Insulated Cotton Pot Holder | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 16.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 16.99 USD -

Bubble Vase Shopper Tote Bag | Post-consumer Material Shopping Bag | 15" x 16" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 16.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 16.99 USD -
Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately Screen-Printed Dish Towel | Kitchen Tea Hand Cotton Dish Cloth | 28" x 21" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 13.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 13.99 USD -
Chase The Laser Cat Men's or Unisex Sneaker Socks [2 Size Options] | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 8.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 8.99 USD -
Endorphins Fuck Yeah Unisex Sneaker Socks [2 Size Options] | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 8.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 8.99 USD -
I Don't Like 3-4 P.M. & I Don't Care Who Knows Pencil Case | 4.25" x 8.5" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 7.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 7.99 USD
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