{"title":"BlueQ Lip Shit and Funny Lip Balm | Lip Protection | GetBullish","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat's that on your lips, gorgeous? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhy, it's Lip Shit! Or lipshit. Or lipshitz. Which sounds like someone's name, as in \"Please meet my aunt, Phyllis Lipshitz.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBlueQ Lip Shit is a cult favorite lip balm made of 23% beeswax to protect and soothe lips. It comes in a cute stamped metal tin and is fortified with Vitamin E. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEminently giftable, fits in cutely in a pocket or handbag. This lipshit really covers all the bases!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"lip-shit-lip-balm-in-vanilla-cardamom-beeswax-formula","title":"Lip Shit Lip Balm in Vanilla Cardamom Beeswax Formula | Lip Moisturizer in Tin | .3oz | BlueQ at GetBullish","description":"\u003cp\u003eIndulge in the soft, sensuous Vanilla Cardamom Lip Shit Lip Balm by BlueQ. This .3oz beeswax formula is perfect for moisturizing and protecting dry, chapped lips, making it a funny yet useful gift for any occasion. Made in the USA, this lip balm comes in an adorable stamped metal tin and is fortified with Vitamin E for extra nourishment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good shit. And super tasty. Vanilla Cardamom. Mmmmm.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoft, sensuous, and sweary beeswax lip balm! 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Made in the USA, this .3oz lip moisturizer is packed with 23% beeswax to keep your lips moisturized and protected all day long. This deluxe formula is vitamin E fortified and comes in a cute stamped metal tin, making it a funny and useful gift for anyone in need of some lip TLC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDid you know that a family of Peacocks is called a \"bevy\"? Yeah, neither did I until I googled it. Fruit punch with lime.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoft, sensuous, and sweary beeswax lip balm! Moisturizes and soothes dry, chapped lips. Fits in any pocket or bag. Also makes a funny yet useful gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoisturizes and protects with an all-natural deluxe beeswax formula. Vitamin E fortified. This shit works!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked in an adorable stamped metal tin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e23% beeswax to moisturize and protect lips\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.3 oz.\/8.5 g\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy BlueQ\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BlueQ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43497594913016,"sku":"BLUEQ-QQ021","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Lip-Shit-Lip-Balm-Fruit-Punch-with-Lime-Beeswax-Formula-Lip-Moisturizer-in-Tin-_3oz-BlueQ-at-GetBullish.jpg?v=1759271874"},{"product_id":"lip-shit-lip-balm-mango-raspberry-beeswax-formula-1","title":"Lip Shit Lip Balm Mango Raspberry Beeswax Formula | Lip Moisturizer in Tin | .3oz | BlueQ at GetBullish","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndulge in the soft and sensuous Lip Shit Lip Balm Mango Raspberry Beeswax Formula by BlueQ at GetBullish. This moisturizing lip balm, packed in an adorable tin, contains 23% beeswax to protect and soothe dry, chapped lips. With a delightful mango and raspberry scent, it makes a funny yet useful gift for any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'll have whatever that little froggy guy is having. Mango and raspberry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoft, sensuous, and sweary beeswax lip balm! Moisturizes and soothes dry, chapped lips. Fits in any pocket or bag. Also makes a funny yet useful gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoisturizes and protects with an all-natural deluxe beeswax formula. Vitamin E fortified. This shit works!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked in an adorable stamped metal tin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e23% beeswax to moisturize and protect lips\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.3 oz.\/8.5 g\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy BlueQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Who Is This a Good Gift For?  \n\u003cbr\u003e\n- Your friend who can't stop complaining about dry lips and is always on the hunt for the next great lip balm.  \n\u003cbr\u003e\n- The coworker who appreciates a good laugh and could use something funny yet functional on their desk.  \n\u003cbr\u003e\n- Your sister who loves all things quirky and enjoys products from small businesses that put a twist on everyday items.  \n\u003cbr\u003e\n- Anyone who needs a quick and practical stocking stuffer for a holiday party that won't break the bank.  \n\u003cbr\u003e\n- The cousin who swears by natural products and is all about those beeswax benefits—they'll thank you for this one!  \n\u003cbr\u003e\n- That friend who is always looking for unique gifts that show you really thought about them when shopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"BlueQ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43497613394168,"sku":"BLUEQ-QQ022","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Lip-Shit-Lip-Balm-Mango-Raspberry-Beeswax-Formula-Lip-Moisturizer-in-Tin-_3oz-BlueQ-at-GetBullish.jpg?v=1759271875"},{"product_id":"lip-shit-lip-balm-in-classic-cherry-beeswax-formula","title":"Lip Shit Lip Balm in Classic Cherry Beeswax Formula | Lip Moisturizer in Tin | .3oz | BlueQ at GetBullish","description":"\u003cp\u003eKeep your lips soft and moisturized with Lip Shit Lip Balm in Classic Cherry Beeswax Formula. This all-natural lip balm is fortified with vitamin E and comes in a convenient tin for on-the-go use. Makes a funny yet practical gift for anyone in need of some lip TLC.\n\nWith 23% beeswax, this USA-made lip balm provides superior protection and hydration for dry, chapped lips. The classic cherry flavor adds a touch of sweetness to your daily lip care routine. Packed in a charming stamped metal tin, this Lip Shit Lip Balm is a delightful gift for friends, family, or yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Classic\" and \"Cherry\" sittin' under a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Classic cherry flavor.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoft, sensuous, and sweary beeswax lip balm! Moisturizes and soothes dry, chapped lips. Fits in any pocket or bag. Also makes a funny yet useful gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoisturizes and protects with an all-natural deluxe beeswax formula. Vitamin E fortified. 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This .3oz tin of beeswax goodness is perfect for moisturizing and protecting dry, chapped lips. With its cute packaging, it also makes a funny yet useful gift for any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDo the habitats of zebras overlap with ideal strawberry-growing conditions? Who cares when it's this cute. Flavored of strawberries and cream.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoft, sensuous, and sweary beeswax lip balm! Moisturizes and soothes dry, chapped lips. Fits in any pocket or bag. Also makes a funny yet useful gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoisturizes and protects with an all-natural deluxe beeswax formula. Vitamin E fortified. 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Made with 23% beeswax and a hint of peach flavor, this .3oz tin is perfect for moisturizing on the go. Makes a cute and funny gift for your favorite lip balm lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat could be sweeter than a friendly peach coating your lips with beeswax and the taste of sweet peaches? not much my friend, not much. Sweet Peach flavor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-is-active=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ecs-artists-popups\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoft, sensuous, and sweary beeswax lip balm! Moisturizes and soothes dry, chapped lips. Fits in any pocket or bag. Also makes a funny yet useful gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMoisturizes and protects with an all-natural deluxe beeswax formula. Vitamin E fortified. This shit works!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e.3 oz.\/8.5 g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePacked in an adorable stamped metal tin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e23% beeswax to moisturize and protect lips\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBy BlueQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"BlueQ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44404604961016,"sku":"BLUEQ-QQ028","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Lip-Shit-Lip-Balm-in-Sweet-Peach-Lip-Moisturizer-in-Tin-_3oz-BlueQ-at-GetBullish.jpg?v=1759275763"},{"product_id":"calamity-jane-lip-balm","title":"Calamity Jane Lip Balm Lip Elixir in Eucalyptus Mint Flavor | Lip Gloss Moisturizer | 15oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre yer lips baked ‘n’ dusty ‘n’ lookin’ like they bin fought ‘n’ chawed by a couple a kilkenny cats?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs a little-bitty kiss from yer sweetie feelin’ like a scorpion with a bullwhip? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNever mind yer medicine shows. Quit yer cussin’ – up ‘n’ git yerself Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEucalyptus mint flavor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIngredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil of Peppermint and Eucalyptus, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSee also: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/girl-wants-stackable-mug\"\u003eCalamity Jane mug\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/cowgirl-and-western\"\u003eCowgirl and Western Collection\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBy Unemployed Philosophers Guild\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45904992567544,"sku":"UNEMPLOYED-5543","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Calamity-Jane-Lip-Balm-Lip-Elixir-in-Eucalyptus-Mint-Flavor-Lip-Gloss-Moisturizer-15oz.jpg?v=1762478440"},{"product_id":"rosie-the-riveters-hard-working-lip-balm-peppermint","title":"Rosie The Riveter's Hard Working Lip Balm in Peppermint Flavor | Lip Gloss Moisturizer | 15oz","description":"\u003cp\u003ePucker up with Rosie the Riveter's Hard-Working Lip Balm in refreshing peppermint flavor - a moisturizing lip gloss that's perfect for on-the-go touch-ups.\nWhether you're a history buff or just in need of some serious hydration, this iconic lip balm makes a thoughtful gift for fans of the famous feminist icon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre your lips parched and sore? Do they look as if they’ve been working hard since 1942?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWet your whistle while you work! Ask for genuine Rosie the Riveter’s Hard-Working Lip Balm at the PX or your local mom-and-pop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtect your pout until the whistle blows! Not only will your lips be lovely again – they’ll be riveting. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeppermint flavor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBy Unemployed Philosophers Guild\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45905010688248,"sku":"UNEMPLOYED-5367","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Rosie-The-Riveters-Hard-Working-Lip-Balm-in-Peppermint-Flavor-Lip-Gloss-Moisturizer-15oz.jpg?v=1762478444"},{"product_id":"original-sin-lip-balm","title":"Original Sin Lip Balm in Apple Flavor  | Lip Gloss Moisturizer | 15oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eLips feeling…thirsty?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLavish your kisser with fruit-ful fresh flavor. Slip into salve so soft… so soothing…so say it: Tempting Apple. 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Packaged in a retro-style tin, this cheeky lip balm pairs attitude with quality—infused with a rich vanilla flavor that keeps your lips feeling (and smelling) divine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"799\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who appreciates humor and self-care with a touch of luxury. 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Learn The Truth Now\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eFlavor: Vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"811\"\u003ePackaging: Funny old-school tin design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eSize: 2\" wide × 1\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eUse: Moisturizes and softens lips with attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"943\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"943\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eSmooth lips, weird tricks, and endless giggles — what’s not to love? 💋😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146305519864,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-LB-WEIRD","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/One-Weird-Trick-Lip-Balm-in-Funny-Old-School-Tin-Vanilla-Lip-Moisturizer.jpg?v=1760516167"},{"product_id":"old-soviet-lip-balm-funny-old-school-tin","title":"Old Soviet Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Mint Lip Moisturizer","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"582\"\u003eKeep your lips soft and your humor cold-war cool with the Old Soviet Lip Balm. This minty, moisture-rich balm brings a refreshing twist to classic lip care — packaged in a funny retro-style tin that’s equal parts nostalgic and rebellious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"758\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and smooth lips, this set of 4 lip balms makes a great gift, party favor, or personal stash for those long, dry winters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"803\"\u003eReads: \"Revolutionary Lip Balm Old Soviet From The Gulag Gift Shop\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"803\"\u003eFlavor: Mint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"850\"\u003ePackaging: Funny old-school tin design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eSize: 2\" wide × 1\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"919\"\u003eUse: Moisturizes and softens lips with humor and minty freshness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003eA revolution in lip care — one minty swipe at a time. 💋\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146305716472,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-LB-SOVIET","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Old-Soviet-Lip-Balm-in-Funny-Old-School-Tin-Mint-Lip-Moisturizer.jpg?v=1760516178"},{"product_id":"tough-guy-lip-balm-funny-old-school-tin","title":"Tough Guy Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Mint Flavor Lip Moisturizer","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"427\"\u003eKeep your tough exterior — but don’t let your lips crack under pressure. 💪 The Tough Guy Lip Balm is here to prove that real men (and women) moisturize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"689\"\u003ePackaged in a classic old-school tin, this mint-flavored lip balm combines humor and hydration in one pocket-sized punch. 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Stay smooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"967\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146306568440,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-LB-TUF","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Tough-Guy-Lip-Balm-in-Funny-Old-School-Tin-Mint-Flavor-Lip-Moisturizer.png?v=1761185427"},{"product_id":"greasin-up-the-pie-hole-lip-balm-funny-old-school-tin","title":"Greasin’ Up the Pie Hole Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Cherry Flavor Lip Moisturizer","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"471\"\u003eKeep your lips slick, smooth, and ready for action with the Greasin’ Up the Pie Hole Lip Balm. 💋 Because dry lips are nobody’s idea of a good time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"473\" data-end=\"741\"\u003ePackaged in a retro-style metal tin that reads \u003cem data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"553\"\u003e“Greasin’ Up the Pie Hole,”\u003c\/em\u003e this cherry-flavored balm delivers a nostalgic punch of humor and hydration. It’s the perfect mix of sass and self-care — a great gift for anyone who loves a good laugh (and soft lips).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"765\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReads: “Greasin’ Up the Pie Hole”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eFlavor: Cherry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"830\"\u003ePackaging: Vintage-style metal tin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eSize: 2\" wide × 1\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"945\"\u003eTexture: Smooth, hydrating balm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"994\"\u003eStyle: Funny, novelty, old-school design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003eStay slick. Stay funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146307256568,"sku":"LB-PIEHOLE","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Greasin-Up-the-Pie-Hole-Lip-Balm-in-Funny-Old-School-Tin-Cherry-Flavor-Lip-Moisturizer.jpg?v=1760516252"},{"product_id":"salted-butter-creamy-lip-balm-funny-old-school-tin","title":"Salted Butter Creamy Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Vanilla Flavor Lip Moisturizer","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"291\" data-end=\"428\"\u003eSoft, creamy, and just a little bit salty — meet the Salted Butter Creamy Lip Balm. 🧈 Because boring lip balm is \u003cem data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"425\"\u003eso last season\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"724\"\u003ePackaged in a vintage-style metal tin that reads \u003cem data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"501\"\u003e“Salted Butter,”\u003c\/em\u003e this smooth vanilla-flavored balm gives your lips a rich, buttery feel you’ll crave (but please, don’t spread it on toast). A perfect blend of humor and hydration for anyone who likes their self-care with a side of sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReads: “Salted Butter”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"772\"\u003eFlavor: Vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"803\"\u003ePackaging: Retro-style metal tin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eSize: 2\" wide × 1\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"919\"\u003eTexture: Creamy, moisturizing balm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"968\"\u003eStyle: Funny, novelty, old-school design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"971\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"971\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eButter up, buttercup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/butter-trend\"\u003eSee more Butter Trend\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146307682552,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-LB-BUTTER","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Salted-Butter-Creamy-Lip-Balm-in-Funny-Old-School-Tin-Vanilla-Flavor-Lip-Moisturizer.jpg?v=1760516263"},{"product_id":"kinda-bitchy-lip-balm-funny-old-school-tin","title":"Kinda Bitchy Always Hilarious Lip Balm | Funny Old School Tin Container","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"437\"\u003eProblem: Your lips are dry.\u003cbr data-start=\"321\" data-end=\"324\"\u003eProblem (continued): Every lip balm you own is painfully boring.\u003cbr data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"395\"\u003eSolution: Whiskey River Lip Balm Tins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eThis cherry-flavored lip balm comes in a classic metal tin that feels like it should be sitting on a bar top, not hiding at the bottom of your bag. It gets the job done—moisturizing your lips—without pretending to be fancy about it. Straightforward. Slightly sarcastic. Exactly what you want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"836\"\u003ePerfect for pockets, purses, desk drawers, glove compartments, and anywhere your lips might betray you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"850\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"879\"\u003eCherry flavored lip balm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"917\"\u003eFunny, old-school style metal tin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"937\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"969\"\u003eCompact and travel-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"972\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003eTin size: 2\" wide x 1\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"971\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eStocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"971\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eThe perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47651410804984,"sku":"WHISKEYSOAP-LB-BITCHY","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Kinda-Bitchy-Always-Hilarious-Lip-Balm-Funny-Old-School-Tin-Container.jpg?v=1765875215"},{"product_id":"the-vanilla-effect-lip-balm","title":"The Vanilla Effect Lip Balm – Vanilla, Mango \u0026 Shea Butter | 8g","description":"\u003cp\u003eMoisturizing Mango Butter chock full of Vitamin A, and deeply nourishing Shea Butter bursting with Vitamins A, C and E combat free radicals found in the sun’s rays. 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