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Primitives by Kathy

Funny Typeset Holiday Dish Tea Towel Set of 2 | Self Cleaning House + Actually Related to These People

  • $ 13.95

  • Save $ 5.95

Ho! Ho! Ho-liday feasts are here!

These cotton dish towels will be handy in the kitchen.

A set of two coordinating kitchen towels featuring the typeset sayings:

  • "The Holidays Wouldn't Be Complete Without Me Questioning If I'm Actually Related To These People"
  • "Dear Santa, Please Bring Me A Self-Cleaning House For Christmas This Year - Thank You"


  • 2pc Bundle
  • Size: 28" x 28" each
  • Material: Cotton
  • Machine-washable

By Primitives by Kathy

Note: These towels photographed a bit differently, but they are both the same shade of gray!


All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-3 business days

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