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Subversive Ornaments to Make Your Family Holiday LIT

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Subversive Holiday Ornaments to Make Your Family Christmas LIT

 

Christmas/Festivus has never been the brightest and jolliest this year with these subversive holiday ornaments to make your family Christmas lit. Blast Diva Mariah on those speakers, light the house up and get in the festive season while you enjoy your spiked eggnog under the mistletoe. Wrap yourself in the holiday mood and let your personality shine with these Holiday ornaments:

 

Christmas LIT Balls of Fire

Smash the Patriarchy Purple Feminist Christmas Holiday Ornament

Smash the Patriarchy Holiday / Christmas Ornament in Purple and Silver (1 pack or 6 pack) - $6.95

 

 

Smash the Fucking Patriarchy Blush Pink Holiday Ornament - $8.95

Smash the Fucking Patriarchy Blush Pink Holiday Ornament - $8.95

 

Resistmas Holiday / Christmas Ornament in Gold and Black 2-Pack or 6-Pack - $11.95

Resistmas Holiday / Christmas Ornament in Gold and Black 2-Pack or 6-Pack - $11.95

24 Ornament Megapack of Resistmas Holiday / Christmas Ornaments in Gold and Black - $76.95 

Fill your holiday tree with the #resist spirit and splatter your personality all over town with this collection of Christmas, ahem, #Resistmas ornaments. These are sure to define your stance with those Trump fanatics of relatives you have. No need to worry though as these are made with shatter-resistant materials. Perfect for "accidentally" throwing them at the faces and spirits of your one-tracked minded family members. Who doesn't love a little family joust during the holidays?

 

Round, Loud and Proud Christmas Ornaments

These unique, one-of-a-kind round and proud ornaments are sure to be the highlight of your holiday and festive seasons. Make sure to keep them front and center of your tree (plastic or otherwise) and let your family's eyes wow and delight. Admire and inspire your friends and relatives with your collection of Betty White, Dolly Parton, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, David Bowie and Prince holiday ornaments.

 

Merry Resistmas Ruth Bader Ginsburg Christmas Ornament - $18.95

 Merry Resistmas Ruth Bader Ginsburg Christmas Ornament - $18.95

 

Have A Holly Dolly Christmas Dolly Parton Ornament - $18.95

Have A Holly Dolly Christmas Dolly Parton Ornament - $18.95

 

Let's Party Like It's 1999 Prince Christmas Ornament - $18.95

Let's Party Like It's 1999 Prince Christmas Ornament - $18.95

 

Wishing You A White Christmas Betty White Holiday Ornament - $18.95

Wishing You A White Christmas Betty White Holiday Ornament - $18.95

 

Have Yourself A Ziggy Little Christmas David Bowie Holiday Ornament - $18.95

Have Yourself A Ziggy Little Christmas David Bowie Holiday Ornament - $18.95

 

The Classy Glassy Ones

 Bring out the family tradition and make sure that everyone's magnificence is represented on the Family Tree. Feel classy with the detail and effort put in these intricate hand-blown glass ornaments. The hand-blown glass ornament is  5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall and includes a string for hanging your frenemies or this ornament, whichever you prefer. Don't worry about the string though as this can stand on its own. Unlike someone you know... Anyway, with this collection, no one is left behind. Each voice and quirk can be heard. From the introvert and unicorn to cat lady and squirrel corn, you have it all! Ginger and spice not included though.

 

Crazy Cat Lady Glass Holiday Ornament - $14.95

Crazy Cat Lady Glass Holiday Ornament - $14.95

 

 

 

Glow In The Dark Jellyfish Christmas Ornament - $7.99

Glow In The Dark Jellyfish Christmas Ornament - $7.99

 

Introverts Holiday Glass Ornament - $14.95

Introverts Holiday Glass Ornament - $14.95

 

Squirrel in Underpants Ornament in Hand-Blown Glass - $15.95

Squirrel in Underpants Ornament in Hand-Blown Glass - $15.95

 

 

 

Charles Darwin Evolution Holiday Christmas Ornament - $8.99 

Bring out these festive, suggestive and subversive Holiday Ornaments to make your family Christmas LIT and KNIT! Tis' definitely the season to be folly, fa la la la, la la la la! And a merry woe woe woe Christmas to all you snarky ladies and your families! Let's end this year with a bang and have a ton of fun this holiday season! 

 

 

The Snarky and Dark Ones

These petite ornaments (about 3/4 size a traditional ornament) are a little bit subtle. Except for, you know ... the words.

 

Atheist Christmas Ornament

Goes so well with Darwin (see above)! Atheist. The period shows you really mean it.

Atheist Holiday Ornament, $4.95

 

Despair. I feel it, you feel it, why deny it?

Despair Holiday Ornament, $4.95 

 

Dissent Holiday Ornament, $4.95

 


Meh Holiday Ornament, $4.95

 

Well, this really fuckin' takes the cake. There IS a terrible emptiness in me, an indifference that hurts. This set features Albert Camus, Simone de Beauvoir and Jean-Paul Sartre to help you stare into the abyss of the holidays. 

Existential Holiday Ornament Set, $14.95

 

Want more? See our entire Christmas Spirit Collection


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