Christmas/Festivus has never been the brightest and jolliest this year with these subversive holiday ornaments to make your family Christmas lit. Blast Diva Mariah on those speakers, light the house up and get in the festive season while you enjoy your spiked eggnog under the mistletoe. Wrap yourself in the holiday mood and let your personality shine with these Holiday ornaments:
Christmas LIT Balls of Fire
Fill your holiday tree with the #resist spirit and splatter your personality all over town with this collection of Christmas, ahem, #Resistmas ornaments. These are sure to define your stance with those Trump fanatics of relatives you have. No need to worry though as these are made with shatter-resistant materials. Perfect for "accidentally" throwing them at the faces and spirits of your one-tracked minded family members. Who doesn't love a little family joust during the holidays?
Round, Loud and Proud Christmas Ornaments
These unique, one-of-a-kind round and proud ornaments are sure to be the highlight of your holiday and festive seasons. Make sure to keep them front and center of your tree (plastic or otherwise) and let your family's eyes wow and delight. Admire and inspire your friends and relatives with your collection of Betty White, Dolly Parton, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, David Bowie and Prince holiday ornaments.
The Classy Glassy Ones
Bring out the family tradition and make sure that everyone's magnificence is represented on the Family Tree. Feel classy with the detail and effort put in these intricate hand-blown glass ornaments. The hand-blown glass ornament is 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall and includes a string for hanging your frenemies or this ornament, whichever you prefer. Don't worry about the string though as this can stand on its own. Unlike someone you know... Anyway, with this collection, no one is left behind. Each voice and quirk can be heard. From the introvert and unicorn to cat lady and squirrel corn, you have it all! Ginger and spice not included though.
Bring out these festive, suggestive and subversive Holiday Ornaments to make your family Christmas LIT and KNIT! Tis' definitely the season to be folly, fa la la la, la la la la! And a merry woe woe woe Christmas to all you snarky ladies and your families! Let's end this year with a bang and have a ton of fun this holiday season!
The Snarky and Dark Ones
These petite ornaments (about 3/4 size a traditional ornament) are a little bit subtle. Except for, you know ... the words.
Goes so well with Darwin (see above)! Atheist. The period shows you really mean it.
Despair. I feel it, you feel it, why deny it?
Well, this really fuckin' takes the cake. There IS a terrible emptiness in me, an indifference that hurts. This set features Albert Camus, Simone de Beauvoir and Jean-Paul Sartre to help you stare into the abyss of the holidays.
Want more? See our entire Christmas Spirit Collection