“Nothing thicker than a knife’s blade separates happiness from melancholy.”
WHAT DOES STABBY MEAN?
To be stabby is to act violently and abruptly, usually toward something or someone deserving of it. You might use a knife to literally stab someone who grabs at you in the proverbial dark alley. But you might also have what you could call a stabby personality. A Resting Stabby Face, if you will.
There's no need to keep your stabbiness a secret anymore! With these new products, you can smash the patriarchy while also sending a message of justified hostiity! This list of items includes things like keychains and accessories. So whether you're looking for a gift for a friend or just want to treat yourself, check out these products to help you impale the patriarchy when you feel stabby.
“A knife is neither true nor false, but anyone impaled on its blade is in error.”
Golden Unicorn Mini Scissors | Embroidery Size 4" | Products When You Feel Stabby
If you're looking for a little bit of magic in your life, these mini golden unicorn scissors are definitely for you! Measuring in at 4" tall, they're perfect for embroidery and other delicate tasks. But don't let their size fool you - these scissors are still quite sharp and will make quick work of whatever you need to cut. Plus, they're just so darn cute!
Keys Out, Ready to Stab the Patriarchy Black Motel Style Keychain
This black keychain is perfect for anyone who's ready to take on the patriarchy! The white lettering really pops against the black background, and it's a great way to show your solidarity with the cause. The keychain is made from plastic and metal, and it has a split ring so you can easily attach it to your keys. It also says "GET BULLISH" on the back in small type, which is a great reminder to stay strong and fight for what you believe in.
“The knife is the most permanent, the most immortal, the most ingenious of man’s creations. The knife was a guillotine; the knife is a universal means of resolving all knots.”
If you're looking form some retro vibe to decorate your kitchen or office station, this rectangular magnet is perfect. Add some fun to fridges or file cabinets. Note this thin (yet oh so sturdy) construction! Slip inside a greeting card and send a smile. This rectangular retro magnet reads: Go Ahead Underestimate Me. That'll be Fun.
“If I ever bore you, it’ll be with a knife."
We're empowered and we're feeling a little stabby. This red dog tag keychain reads: EMPOWERED WOMEN EMPOWER WOMEN AND ALSO MEET IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT TO SHARPEN THE STAKES THEY WILL STAB INTO THE HEART OF THE PATRIARCHY. One of a must GetBullish products when you feel stabby!
So next time, pick up one of these products when you feel stabby and let it be a reminder that you're not alone in your fight against inequality or in just your general cantankerousness. And who knows, maybe your purchase will even inspire someone else to join the cause!