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The kind and intellectual blokes at Oxford have defined SNARKY /ˈsnɑːki/ as “Snide and sharply critical.” Its origins from the 20th century come from the dialect “snark” which is to “find fault.”


But is being snarky solely associated with being a cynical, judgemental, spiteful, irritable, scornful and sarcastic person?


Well, everyone wants to make a statement - one that will shout to the world what you feel today or tell them what you think about people who can't manage to drive propery! What better way than wearing a cap or flaunting a keychain that bears your quotable quotes or mantra? And that’s where the “Snark City” brand conquers the scene!


Snark City is FREEDOM of expression. It’s YOUR VOICE of creativity and the outlet to all your pent up feelings. We help you articulate your individuality in the hustle and bustle of your daily life. Vent out your emotions and let us hear your roar through any of our selections below:



Keychains

Buckle Up Buttercup Keychain in Black and White

Buckle Up Buttercup Plastic & Metal Keychain in Black and White (3.75"x1.75")

 

Whether you're pulling a fast-and-the-furious stunt on a busy Monday morning or just in a damn hurry, The Buckle Up Buttercup Keychain in Black and White is perfect for these female versions of Vin Diesel.  

 

Am I The Last Sane Person On This Planet Keychain in Black and White 

Snark City "Am I The Last Sane Person On This Planet" Keychain in Black and White (3.75"x1.75")

 

Blah Blah Blah Keychain in Black and White

Snark City "Blah Blah Blah" Keychain in Black and White (3.75"x1.75")

 

Blah Blah Blah Keychain in Black and White and Am I The Last Sane Person on This Planet Keychain in Black and White makes perfect gifts for those who have to put up with their bosses who insist on featuring The Hulk in a coffee commercial (duh!). You may also try the other designs below that will surely tickle your crazy side or apathy.

 

In Our Family, We Don't Hide Crazy Keychain in Black and White

Snark City "In Our Family, We Don't Hide Crazy" Keychain in Black and White (3.75"x1.75") 

 

I Can't Even Keychain in Black and White

Snark City "I Can't Even" Keychain in Black and White (3.75"x1.75")

 





Notepads

Start your day right by ensuring that you’re in your top form by checking your scribbled DAILY TO-DOs on these very #Snarky, #InYourFace statement notepads. Remind yourself of how graciously amazing your life is with your go-to power statements. Better yet, start jotting down notes while glaring at your boss and figuring out how you’d like to strangle them or at least make them temporarily lose consciousness long enough for everyone to quietly exit the meeting. Check out our #SnarkNotepadCollection here:

 

Haters Gonna Hate Notepad

Snark City "Haters Gonna Hate" Notepad (50 pages)

 

 

I Do What I Want Notepad

Snark City "I Do What I Want" Notepad (50 pages)

 

 

Wine is a Woman's Reward for Putting Up with Men Notepad

Snark City "Wine is a Woman's Reward for Putting Up with Men" Notepad (50 pages)

 

I Don't Have the Blood Alcohol Level To Deal with You Notepad

Snark City "I Don't Have the Blood Alcohol Level To Deal with You" Notepad (50 pages)

 

Friday is My Second Favorite F Word" Notepad

Snark City "Friday is My Second Favorite F Word" Notepad (50 pages)

 



Caps

 

 

Requires Constant Supervision Unisex Trucker Hat in Black

 

Snark City "Requires Constant Supervision" Unisex Trucker Hat in Black

 

I Can't People Today Unisex Trucker Hat in Black

Snark City "I Can't People Today" Unisex Trucker Hat in Black

 

Want something perfect to wear on your lazy afternoon stroll but don’t have the time to fix your hair? Going to that baseball game on Sunday and you’re still hung over from partying all night? Well, what are you waiting for?! Grab one of these black caps with #NoNonsense statements embossed in bold white letters that make you literally stand out. The caps have a breathable net material on the sides and features an easy-to-adjust clasp at the back to fit your egg head perfectly. Get it for yourself or gift them to basically anyone who has both a head and a sense of humor.

 

Instant Fun Just Add Alcohol Trucker Hat in Black and White Lettering

Snark City "Instant Fun Just Add Alcohol" Trucker Hat in Black and White Lettering

 

Drinks Well With Others Trucker Hat in Black and White Lettering



 

Water Bottles

Going to the gym, biking or running your daily route? Don’t forget to bring these sassy “water” bottles with spunky statements that define the real you. Find your kindred drunk fit flow spirits and bask in the morning glow of the drunk aftermath. We all know how you LOVE WINE and VODKA - so leave your inhibitions out the window! After all, will we ever really know what’s inside the bottle? Wink wink.

This Could Be Vodka 40 oz. Large Water Bottle

Snark City "This Could Be Vodka" 40 oz. Large Water Bottle

 

Snark City "Drink Drank Drunk" 40 Oz. Water Bottle

Snark City "Drink Drank Drunk" 40 Oz. Water Bottle

 

Snark City "I Drink Magical Water That Keeps Me Sane" Large 40 oz. Water Bottle

 



 

Fridge Magnets

I Followed My Heart and It Led Me to The Fridge Magnet in Black and White

Snark City "I Followed My Heart and It Led Me to The Fridge" Magnet in Black and White

 

I Have a Condition That Prevents Me From Going on a Diet Magnet in Black and White

Snark City "I Have a Condition That Prevents Me From Going on a Diet" Magnet in Black and White

 

Coffee to Change the Things I Can and Wine to Accept the Things I Can't Change Magnet

Snark City "Coffee to Change the Things I Can and Wine to Accept the Things I Can't Change" Magnet

 

Maybe Swearing Will Help Magnet in Black and White

Snark City "Maybe Swearing Will Help" Magnet in Black and White

 

Runnin' On Coffee + Cuss Words Magnet in Black

Snark City "Runnin' On Coffee + Cuss Words" Magnet in Black

 

These perfect go-to-gifts for all holidays are great ice breakers (pun intended) for any gatherings. Say #HappyBirthday with a fridge magnet! Nothing says I LOVE YOU better on #MothersDay than these leave-me-alone I-don’t-want-to-go-on-a-diet thingamajigs. Send your loved ones these glossy heartwarming head-bashing treats perfect for #Hannukah, #Happy4thofJuly, #Christmas, #Thanksgiving, #Promotion, #HouseWarming, #NewBaby

 

Luggage Tags

Hey! Don't Touch Me There! + Mine, Not Yours Luggage Tag in Black and White

Snark City "Hey! Don't Touch Me There! + Mine, Not Yours" Luggage Tag in Black and White

 

Vacation Calories Don't Count + Are We There Yet? Luggage Tags in Black and White

Snark City "Vacation Calories Don't Count + Are We There Yet?" Luggage Tags in Black and White

 

Stop Grabbing Me Like That! + Will Work For Travel Luggage Tag in Black and White

Snark City "Stop Grabbing Me Like That! + Will Work For Travel" Luggage Tag in Black and White

 

Flying solo? Tired of the mess and stress that travelling brings to you? Get your bags and suitcases packed and ready to go! Put out your BEST FOOT forward and get your message out there that you’re not someone to be messed around with. Or if you’d rather duke and laugh it out with your fellow Major Toms on your journey to your next destination, that’s definitely your choice. Make them giggle and smile with your unique tags. Spice your luggage up and have it stick out like a sore thumb on the baggage counter or conveyor belt. Don’t make it any harder on yourself. Less hassle, more travel! #NomadLife #HappyTraveler #Airborne #TravelGoals

 

 

I Need A 6 Month Vacation. Twice A Year. + Don't Touch My Junk Luggage Tags in Black and White Lettering

Snark City "I Need A 6 Month Vacation. Twice A Year. + Don't Touch My Junk" Luggage Tags in Black and White Lettering

 

Random Crap Inside + Not Your Suitcase Luggage Tags in Black and White Lettering

Snark City "Random Crap Inside + Not Your Suitcase" Luggage Tags in Black and White Lettering



Tote Bag

I am not one to give credit to patriarchs but we can’t deny the impact that Leon Leonwood Bean (who does not endorse this post) has done for society for his ingenuity and accidental discovery of the infamous tote bag. With the movement towards #Natural #Organic and love for our planet, these bags have exploded and have become a true blue cultural icon. Nowadays, anyone can rock the tote bag and not look like a loon. In fact, Snark City ups the ante by amping up the edge in your style. Take over the world, or not. Or choose to be #FashionablyLate, still look good and just don’t give a crap.

 Random Crap Tote Bag in White

Snark City "Random Crap" Tote Bag in White

 

I Hate Being Late, But I'm Damn Good At It. Tote Bag in Black and White Lettering

Snark City "I Hate Being Late, But I'm Damn Good At It." Tote Bag in Black and White Lettering

 

I Was Gonna Take Over The World This Morning But I Overslept. Postponed. Again. Tote Bag in White

Snark City "I Was Gonna Take Over The World This Morning But I Overslept. Postponed. Again." Tote Bag in White

 

A Bunch of Shit I Basically Can't Live Without Tote Bag

Snark City "A Bunch of Shit I Basically Can't Live Without" Tote Bag

 

 

If You Can't Say Something Nice, Come Sit By Me Tote Bag in White

Snark City "If You Can't Say Something Nice, Come Sit By Me" Tote Bag in White

 

 

Feel free to check all our other #SnarkCity items as well to snazz up your drab days. Check out our mugs, notebooks and sock collections that are all designed to bring the snide, cynic and sarcastic love that is truly YOU. Don it for yourself or share the #snark with your fellow #Snarkists. Come one and all and let the #SnarkMania explode.

Mugs

Calm The Hell Down Coffee Mug

Snark City "Calm The Hell Down" Coffee Mug

 

 

 




Notebooks

 

I Run Entirely On Caffeine + Inappropriate Thoughts Notebook in Black and White

Snark City "I Run Entirely On Caffeine + Inappropriate Thoughts" Notebook in Black and White

 

Although The Voices Aren't Real Notebook in Black and White

Snark City "Although The Voices Aren't Real" Notebook in Black and White



Socks

Do Not...Disturb Socks in Black and White

Snark City "Do Not...Disturb Socks" in Black and White

 

 

If You Can Read This...Go Away Socks in Black and White

 

See our COMPLETE collection of Snark City items here.



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