Handkerchiefs! Today, the hankie is perhaps most often used as a wedding accessory for the tender-heared to dab their beautiful tears.
But some of us old broads, myself included, just need to mop up our boob sweat.
Enjoy these handkerchiefs, for yourself, for your hilarious wedding, or for a unique gift that will not soon be forgotten.
Mop up those salty-ass tears! Or your classy bitch snot! We have no chill. Shop handkerchiefs here.