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Funniest Refrigerator Magnets for Yourself or as Stocking Stuffers

Posted by Brittanica Hotrod on

Are you a memomagnetist? Yes, you heard that right ME-MO-MAG-NE-TIST and don't be scared, it’s not some scientific mumbo jumbo. Although if you ask me, I’d love to add that as an achievement on my CV. You know what, try to picture this....

Britannica H. - Certified Memomagnetist (2001 - 2010).


It has such a nice ring to it, right? It’d make you 10,000 times more legit and it actually sounds like some hifalutin scientific role of some kind at NASA or Area 51. Well. the truth is truly so far off from reality and is not as complicated as it sounds though. Let me tell you why. If you are a hobbyist and are a collector of stamps, people call you a philatelist. On the other hand, numismatists are coin collectors on the other hand. With this same line of thought, what do you think are memomagnetists? Come on, take a jab at it and take a wild guess... What do you think? Is the suspense killing you?

 

Drum rolls please.... If you said that memomagnetists are fish magnets, then you've just been nominated into the Darwin Awards. Congratulations! However, if you guessed that this wondrous title refers to magnet collectors, then you've won a million dollars! Just kidding! But you're right! You absolutely nailed it right on the nose. What a lucky guess, eh?!

 

A Memomagnetist is in fact a person whose hobby is to collect magnets. We won’t judge you though. Heck, we all have our own deep, dark, weird kinks and quirks. Don’t ask us what Maschalagnia and Plushophilia is. We’d rather keep that to ourselves.


The good news is that in our book, there’s no better way to start your collection (or upgrade it) than by getting yourself armed with our best and funniest collection of fridge magnets on the planet. Don't take our word for it. See them for yourself below:

 

 

Funniest Collection


I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Funny Fridge Magnet“I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon” Funny Fridge Magnet  - $3.95


We all have heard of stress eating but the secret recipe unbeknownst to all popular media is that BAKING is the real stress reliever. No blood or murder involved and we're not telling you to bake the person causing you stress. 100% Stress released guaranteed!





 

“Be Strong Wifi Signal” Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

“Be Strong Wifi Signal” Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95


Perfect gifts for houses with too many walls or hotels that scrimp on their internet budget, fully unleash the “WiFi whisperer” in you with this stellar piece. Keep your faith strong and your wifi signal even stronger.




 

"Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

"Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95


Sometimes you need to step back from the chaos. Did you cause this? No. So is it your responsibility to fix it? How about also no.




 

"I Think My Soulmate Might Be Carbs" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

"I Think My Soulmate Might Be Carbs" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95


Who said that carbs were bad for health? We’ll argue ‘til the cows come home that athletes need carbs to increase the amount of fuel stored in the muscles. And no one has the right to say that you aren’t an athlete. We're all athletes in our hearts. Or our stomachs.

 



 

"Corner - Where Nobody Puts Baby" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

"Corner - Where Nobody Puts Baby" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95


Look, sometimes you just feel the need to make a reference to a movie that came out in 1987, in the place you also store milk. We feel that.




 

"Emotionally Stable As An Ikea Table" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

"Emotionally Stable As An Ikea Table" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

 

Ikea's been there for the public for decades now... if not centuries. Are the tables stable? Why don't you try pronouncing all the furniture names out loud the next time that you're at their store and see how stable you feel? We're wobbling already.



 

"I Was Hoping for a Battle of Wits, But You Appear Unarmed" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

"I Was Hoping for a Battle of Wits, But You Appear Unarmed" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95


Take that, stupid refrigerator!


 

"A Friend Told Me I Was Delusional" Funny Pink Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

"A Friend Told Me I Was Delusional" Funny Pink Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95


Delusion is actually ingenuity masked behind misunderstanding. Look at all the stories of the most influential people in history and you'll find one common theme. All of them were thought to be delusional at one point. So ask yourself, are you delusional or are you actually the greatest person who has ever lived, just not accepted by society yet? So carve your own path and immerse yourself in your own delusions, then work really hard on it and eventually someone will believe in the same dream and vision. In time, you'll be recognized as the G.O.A.T. or "The Unicorn" whichever you prefer. Or not.



 

If I Say First Of All... Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

If I Say "First Of All"... Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95


This actually relates closely to the magnet before the previous one, where you've prepared so much for that epic conversation with you colleague or loved one. In that opportune instance that you do manage to get into a conversation with your significant other, they'll definitely be blown away by the amount of hard work, sass and all that jazz that went through your appeal to the higher court, come hell or high water. No one and nothing can stop you from ramming your way into their minds and vindicating the authority that you have for whatever topic it is you are presenting. Case dismissed!


 

"People Talk About Having an Inner Child" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

"People Talk About Having an Inner Child" Funny Fridge Magnet  -  $3.95

 

Everyone seems so hell bent on having an inner child that will unleash your creativity and playfulness. Well, you can go ahead and tell them to FUCK OFF because we're turning in at 8 and watching Golden Girls.

 

Here are other magnet collections to also consider:

Newest Set

Take a browse at our newest set of fridge magnets that will blow away both figuratively and literally the lucky kitchen of choice. Liven up any conversation with these pieces of political and satirical humor. Watch their heads explode with envy and/or unrest, whichever is higher, and the kitchen will no longer be a boring area of female subserviency... NEVER AGAIN!

I Hope History Repeats Itself. I Really Want A Dinosaur. Magnet - $4.50

I Hope History Repeats Itself. I Really Want A Dinosaur. Magnet - $4.50

Thanks Trump, You Turned Me Into An Activist Magnet - $4.50

Thanks Trump, You Turned Me Into An Activist Magnet - $4.50

So Where's My Fucking Pony Magnet - $4.50

So Where's My Fucking Pony Magnet - $4.50

Resistance Is Female Magnet - $4.50

Resistance Is Female Magnet - $4.50

Science Doesn't Give A Fuck What You Believe Magnet - $4.50

Science Doesn't Give A Fuck What You Believe Magnet - $4.50

 

Emily McDowell Magnets

These bright, cheery and pastel colored wonders are sure to liven up any fridge or kitchen. Add some pizzazz and life to your cooking and dining spaces with the Emily McDowell collection. You can also see the full collection HERE.

 

Fresh Out of Fucks Vending Machine Magnet in Pastel - $4.95

 

Fresh Out of Fucks Vending Machine Magnet in Pastel - $4.95

 

Friend Communes Should Really Be a Thing Fridge Magnet - $4.95

Friend Communes Should Really Be a Thing Fridge Magnet - $4.95

 

Behind Every Great Woman Magnet in Fuchsia Pink - $4.95

Behind Every Great Woman Magnet in Fuchsia Pink - $4.95

 

Snark City Magnets

Full of hot air and need to vent out, fill your fridge (or your friendos) of our favorite snappy and sharply critical fridge magnets. Be warned as this isn't for the faint of heart and parental guidance is required! Also, if you haven't seen our best selling collection of snide and edgy Snark City items, you can find the full post HERE.

 I Don't Need Anger Management Magnet in Black and White - $5.25

I Don't Need Anger Management Magnet in Black and White - $5.25

 

I Followed My Heart and It Led Me to The Fridge Magnet in Black and White - $5.25

I Followed My Heart and It Led Me to The Fridge Magnet in Black and White - $5.25

 

Pretending to be a Mature Adult is Exhausting Magnet in Black and White - $5.25

Pretending to be a Mature Adult is Exhausting Magnet in Black and White - $5.25

 

Check out the rest of our Snark City Magnet collection here.

 

Craft Boner Magnets

Go for a rounder and softer approach with these simple and soft-hued delights that can fit on your fridge and in your workspace. Snap it on a cubicle your metal nameplate or even on that metalhead down the aisle. These may be delicate but they sure pack a punch!

 

No Fucks Given Button Magnet - $3.95

No Fucks Given Button Magnet - $3.95

 

You Got This Button Magnet - $3.95

You Got This Button Magnet - $3.95

 

Ovaries Before Brovaries Button Magnet - $3.95

Ovaries Before Brovaries Button Magnet - $3.95

 

You can check the full collection HERE 

 

Magnets have been around for centuries and with the collection that you've just seen, they won't lack their uses anytime soon. No holiday is too special for any of these items. Be sure to get a bunch and share that magnet love around. Keep a stash if you'd like, in case you forget someone's special day. Poof! Pop these and your hide and your soul's saved for another day. You're welcome!

 

 


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