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Award Ribbons for Every Weird (Millennial) Occasion

Posted by Brittanica Hotrod on

When we were younger, we would always be excited when any awards ceremony comes, looking forward to those ribbons and awards that honored our achievements for the year. Well, dearies, award-giving doesn't stop at that! Don't let it! Adults need a pat on the back, too!

Real life achievements are worth celebrating, no matter how big or small they are. Sometimes, it's just that you adulted! Or are good at sexing. 

 

Magical Unicorn Award Ribbon in White and Rainbow

Magical Unicorn Award Ribbon in White and Rainbow - $6.45

 

 

Sexy Beast Award Ribbon in Forest Green featuring Bigfoot

Sexy Beast Award Ribbon in Forest Green featuring Bigfoot - $6.45

 

Sexy Beast Award Ribbon in Pink Featuring Unicorn

Sexy Beast Award Ribbon in Pink Featuring Unicorn - $6.45

 

Badass Bitch Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Badass Bitch Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Divorced Free Again Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Divorced Free Again Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

 

Society Participant Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Society Participant Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Nope Champion Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Nope Champion Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Yaaaas Queen Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Yaaaas Queen Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Marriage Finalist Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Marriage Finalist Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Nasty Woman Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Nasty Woman Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

No matter what you are or what you claim to be - whether you're a magical unicorn, a sexy beast, a badass bitch, or a nasty woman - there's an award ribbon made just for you! Go on parading these ribbons around and own your title, snarky woman!

 

 

 

Made Real Food Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Made Real Food Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

  

Tinder Finisher Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Tinder Finisher Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

  

Most Likes On Instagram Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Most Likes On Instagram Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Scary Good at Facebook Creeping Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Scary Good at Facebook Creeping Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Survived Christmas Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Survived Christmas Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Adulting Put On A Bra Today Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Adulting Put On A Bra Today Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Drank All The Coffee Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Drank All The Coffee Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Didn't Bail Only 45 Minutes Late Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Didn't Bail Only 45 Minutes Late Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

 

  

Finished Netflix Binge Champ Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Finished Netflix Binge Champ Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

Big wins, small wins - whatever it is - need to be celebrated! Remember, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction! Who knows? The award may work like a wake-up call - well, maybe for those who see the hint of sarcasm!

 

 

Started at the Bottom Now We Here Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card

Started at the Bottom Now We Here Prize Award Ribbon on Gift Card - $5.99

 

Literally Couldn't Even But Did Award Ribbon on Gift Card

  

 

 

Single and Slaying it Award and Card in Hot Pink

Single and Slaying it Award and Card in Hot Pink - $8.95

 

Adulting Honorable Mention Award & Card

Adulting Honorable Mention Award & Card - $8.95

 

Goal Digger Award and Card in Blush Pink

Goal Digger Award and Card in Blush Pink - $8.95

 

I Believe In Myself Award & Card

I Believe In Myself Award & Card - $8.95

 

Out of 10 I'm an Eleven Award and Card in Pink

Out of 10 I'm an Eleven Award and Card in Pink - $8.95

 

Mermaid Award and Card in Pink

Mermaid Award and Card in Pink - $8.95

 

Best Okayest Friend Award and Card in Navy

Best Okayest Friend Award and Card in Navy - $8.95

 

Best At Saying What We're All Thinking Award & Card

Best At Saying What We're All Thinking Award & Card - $8.95

 

Survivor Award & Card

Survivor Award & Card - $8.95

What could be the best way to show your girl friends that you appreciate them and what they do than these awards that come with cards? These are perfect for those who stood by your back, no matter what. For those who celebrated their singleness with you. For those who are smashing the patriarchy with you! No need to wait for any occasion - just go ahead and create your own recognition day! 


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