Products for When You Feel Stabby

There come a point (get it?) when every feminist feels a bit stabby. Instead of sublimating your rage and frustration, channel it towards smashing the patriarchy and let everyone know to get out of your way!

On-Point Feminist Pencil Set

The On-Point Feminist Pencil Set can help you stab the patriarchy with both words and—when necessary—sharpened pencils. Just kidding. I mean, kidding not kidding.

Destroy Necklace

The Destroy Necklace. Destroy the patriarchy. Destroy procrastination. Destroy the competition.

Stabby Unicorn Ring

The original Stabby Unicorn Ring. For the days when you're feeling particularly bad ass, get some extra stabby swagger.

Unicorn Mini Scissors

These tiny unicorn scissors will make your life more shiny, pointy, and stabby. Oh hell yes. Get them here.

Stab the Patriarchy Key Tag

This red dog tag keychain reads: EMPOWERED WOMEN EMPOWER WOMEN AND ALSO MEET IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT TO SHARPEN THE STAKES THEY WILL STAB INTO THE HEART OF THE PATRIARCHY. Laser engraved! Check it out.

Socks

Our socks are physically soft, but theoretically stabby. And there's one for every occasion! Get projectile stabby with the Badass Archer, verbally stabby with Motherfucking Girl Power and straight-up rejection stabby with With All Due Respect, No.

Visit the Socks collection for many more options.